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  • Oldboy

    Oldboy 2013

    Watched 28 May, 2015

    If you told me that, as a result of this film, every person who worked on it was to be permanently banned from ever working in the film industry again, so as to not repeat what happened here...

    I would think about it for a second.

    And then I would say "Yes."

    "This is fine."

  • Attack the Block

    Attack the Block 2011

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 May, 2015




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    21 Jump Street 2012

    ★★★ Watched 16 Mar, 2012 17

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  • Drag Me to Hell

    Drag Me to Hell 2009

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 07 Dec, 2012 4

    This movie is basically Sam Raimi grabbing bland, mainstream horror by the collar and proceeding to spend 100 minutes kicking the shit out of it.

    And it's fucking awesome.

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