Solid work all around and good fun to be had, but pretty damn forgettable. I guess that's what happens when you hire TV hacks to make your big action flick.
Sidenote: I'm actually a big supporter of the idea that not every Marvel movie has to be a fucking worldbeater (if they were we'd get worn out pretty quick). It's important to have smaller, cooldown flicks between the big tentpoles. But I find it weird that the two most disposable…
I liked this movie more when it was called HOT FUZZ. Hell, I liked this movie better when it was called THE OTHER GUYS. Actually, can I just talk about THE OTHER GUYS? That's such a great movie. No? I have to review 21 JUMP STREET? Fine.
Roger Ebert once said that he loved reviewing great movies, and he loved reviewing awful movies, but he hated reviewing mediocre movies. I disagree. I love digging into mediocre films. I love exploring…
This movie is basically Sam Raimi grabbing bland, mainstream horror by the collar and proceeding to spend 100 minutes kicking the shit out of it.
And it's fucking awesome.
Incidentally, it also works as a terrific allegory for bulimia. Think about how much of the horror scenes revolve around the witch vomiting on Christine or shoving her hand down Christine's mouth or various other substances entering and exiting mouths. And think about how many random, out of nowhere mentions we…