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  • The Raid 2 2014

    ★★★★★ Watched 10 Apr, 2014

    The brilliance of The Raid is that it's perfect.

    I mean, that's a fact. It's a perfect movie. It strips the action film down to its basest elements, discarding all the bullshit most movies they feel they need to toss our way for respectability in favor of pure violence and style. If you dislike it (note: disliking The Raid is a totally valid opinion and you are not wrong to do so), you're aren't disliking it for anything it does.…

  • The Raid 2011

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 10 Apr, 2014

    This movie makes me want to jump kick bad dudes and high five rad dudes.

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  • 21 Jump Street 2012

    ★★★ Watched 16 Mar, 2012 15

    I liked this movie more when it was called HOT FUZZ. Hell, I liked this movie better when it was called THE OTHER GUYS. Actually, can I just talk about THE OTHER GUYS? That's such a great movie. No? I have to review 21 JUMP STREET? Fine.

    Roger Ebert once said that he loved reviewing great movies, and he loved reviewing awful movies, but he hated reviewing mediocre movies. I disagree. I love digging into mediocre films. I love exploring…

  • Drag Me to Hell 2009

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 07 Dec, 2012 4

    This movie is basically Sam Raimi grabbing bland, mainstream horror by the collar and proceeding to spend 100 minutes kicking the shit out of it.

    And it's fucking awesome.

    Incidentally, it also works as a terrific allegory for bulimia. Think about how much of the horror scenes revolve around the witch vomiting on Christine or shoving her hand down Christine's mouth or various other substances entering and exiting mouths. And think about how many random, out of nowhere mentions we…