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  • Oldboy

    Oldboy 2013

    Watched 28 May, 2015

    If you told me that, as a result of this film, every person who worked on it was to be permanently banned from ever working in the film industry again, so as to not repeat what happened here...

    I would think about it for a second.

    And then I would say "Yes."

    "This is fine."

  • Attack the Block

    Attack the Block 2011

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 May, 2015

    IT'S A GORILLA WOLF ALIEN MOTHERFUCKER BRUV

    BRUV

    BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUV

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  • 21 Jump Street

    21 Jump Street 2012

    ★★★ Watched 16 Mar, 2012 17

    I liked this movie more when it was called HOT FUZZ. Hell, I liked this movie better when it was called THE OTHER GUYS. Actually, can I just talk about THE OTHER GUYS? That's such a great movie. No? I have to review 21 JUMP STREET? Fine.

    Roger Ebert once said that he loved reviewing great movies, and he loved reviewing awful movies, but he hated reviewing mediocre movies. I disagree. I love digging into mediocre films. I love exploring…

  • Drag Me to Hell

    Drag Me to Hell 2009

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 07 Dec, 2012 4

    This movie is basically Sam Raimi grabbing bland, mainstream horror by the collar and proceeding to spend 100 minutes kicking the shit out of it.

    And it's fucking awesome.

    Incidentally, it also works as a terrific allegory for bulimia. Think about how much of the horror scenes revolve around the witch vomiting on Christine or shoving her hand down Christine's mouth or various other substances entering and exiting mouths. And think about how many random, out of nowhere mentions we…