Mark C ★★★ 8
*Grits teeth* "Newman!"
No wonder Jerry hated him so.
Now, you've probably noticed the low rating from me here (compared to other reviews on here at 5 stars) and gone…
Forrest Ellsworth ★½ 40
This film dares to ask the unanswerable question:
How many times can a person masturbate to Emily Browning in 100 minutes?
Forrest Ellsworth ½ 60
Adam Sandler gets peed on by a deer. In the face. In the first scene.
This is the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life.
E.T. can just fucking fuck off.
Fuck that fucking piece of asthmatic rubber for fucking me over yet again. Making me fucking explain why my eyes went all watery as…
Fat_Alberta ★★★ 6
"Hey, guys, guess what?"
"So we got this thing, right?"
"And this thing takes pictures, right?"
"Only it takes lots of pictures real fast, so it…