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  • Tomorrowland

    Tomorrowland 2015

    ★★★★½ Watched 23 May, 2015

    Oh man oh man oh man. I have never before wanted to live in the future more than I do right at this very moment, because of this movie — and as a completely unrepentant, through-and-through optimistic who flipping loves the future, and has spent his whole life with his head in the clouds dreaming of it, that's saying something.

    Now I just need to get me one of those fancy pins…

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road 2015

    ★★★★ Watched 18 May, 2015

    Quite a mad ride. Just be sure to wear your seat belts! (Which, incidentally, is something that I noticed not many from Max's world actually do. Perhaps they don't have seat belts in the future? Anyway, I'd really rather be safe than sorry if it were me. SEATBELTS SAVE LIVES, FOLKS. Just sayin'.)

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  • Hook

    Hook 1991

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 04 Mar, 2012 6

    One of those rare cinematic curiosities where you can tell instantly how old someone was when they first saw the film based upon their reaction to it today.

    It goes like this: almost without exception, those who first saw Hook as an adult will—by virtue of being a horrible grown-up—completely and utterly loathe the film, detesting everything it represents about cinema today. They will deride Hook as bloated and indulgent; treacly Spielbergian sentimentality run amuck; and, worst of all—*gasp*—totally made-up,…

  • Man of Steel

    Man of Steel 2013

    ★½ Watched 25 Jun, 2013 5

    Ah, summer... *BUILDING SMASH*

    There's noth-*COLLAPSING TOWER*-ing like the *CAR HURLING TOWARD US* good old *ENTIRE SKYSCRAPER FLOOR WIPED OUT* Hollywood *BAD GUYS DECIMATES 7-ELEVEN* summer *MASSIVE GAS-FUELED FIRE ERUPTION* blockbuster *EXPLOSION* treatment *EVEN BIGGER EXPLOSION* to make you apprec-*FALLING BUILDING WAY TOO CLOSE TO OUR HERO'S GIRLFRIEND FOR COMFORT*-iate a fant-*FIREBALL*-astic *CAR SMASH* story *EXPLOSION* like *MINI-EXPLOSION* Super-*HERO SAVES INNOCENT BYSTANDER JUST IN TIME*-man. It's great, *HERO THROWN THROUGH THREE BUILDINGS* isn't it?

    *FIERY EXPLOSION* *FLAMING INFERO* *BIG CHUNKS…