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  • My Love, Don't Cross That River

    My Love, Don't Cross That River 2014

    Watched 24 Jun, 2016

    This is the first time a movie has ever made me cry, so there's that.

  • The Conjuring 2

    The Conjuring 2 2016

    Watched 08 Jun, 2016

    Fun but good god this is long. Wait... am I still watching it? Was I ever NOT watching it? Did I die watching it and now I have to haunt children? Are we all truly still watching this- JUMP SCARE

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  • Robinson Crusoe on Mars

    Robinson Crusoe on Mars 1964

    ★★★½ Added

    This movie has a monkey in a spacesuit. This has been scientifically proven to be amongst the most adorable things ever. It's awesome.

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens 2015

    ★★½ Watched 18 Dec, 2015

    The moment I beheld the "Death Star BUT BIGGER" on the poster, I feared that this would just be an amped-up retread of the first film.

    But I was wrong.

    Turns out it's an amped-up retread of the first film AND parts of the other two in the original trilogy as well. zzzzzzz

    Really, feels like a mega-expensive fan film. Although those Ryan v. Dorkman videos have better fight choreography and shooting than this, just as an example. If you…