They establish that the terrorists have primed the White House windows to explode if anyone tries to break through them. And then NO ONE GETS THROWN THROUGH A WINDOW.

Verdict: Rip-off.

A well-made if predictable film about fate and friendship. I could guess pretty much every beat before it happened, but it's full of well-earned emotion. Makes great use of its location, really giving a feel for the local color.

This movie has a monkey in a spacesuit. This has been scientifically proven to be amongst the most adorable things ever. It's awesome.

This movie turns sushi into the most damn sexy thing in the world. You want to break all the rules of eating it (which this film will teach you) and just reach in through the screen, yank Jiro Ono's incredible sushi from his high-paying patrons, and devour that sushi in your seat.

This is a movie about dedication. It's about how achieving greatness in one area often means neglecting everything else. It's about crafting an aura of greatness, and maintaining that aura. It's about cutting out everything that holds you back. And it's about incredible sushi.