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  • Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising

    Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising 2016

    Watched 21 May, 2016

    This is what you'll laud for being "progressive"? I mean I know the bar is super-low but that doesn't mean you have to cheer when someone trips over it.

  • Dragon Inn

    Dragon Inn 1967

    Watched 08 May, 2016

    Who needs CGI to give characters superpowers when you can just cut expertly (in both the cinematic and swordy sense of the word)?

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  • Robinson Crusoe on Mars

    Robinson Crusoe on Mars 1964

    ★★★½ Added

    This movie has a monkey in a spacesuit. This has been scientifically proven to be amongst the most adorable things ever. It's awesome.

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens 2015

    ★★½ Watched 18 Dec, 2015

    The moment I beheld the "Death Star BUT BIGGER" on the poster, I feared that this would just be an amped-up retread of the first film.

    But I was wrong.

    Turns out it's an amped-up retread of the first film AND parts of the other two in the original trilogy as well. zzzzzzz

    Really, feels like a mega-expensive fan film. Although those Ryan v. Dorkman videos have better fight choreography and shooting than this, just as an example. If you…