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  • One & Two

    One & Two 2015

    Watched 05 Aug, 2015 1

    It's like The Village and Dogtooth and Terrence Malick and X-Men all had a hideous, demented orgy, and this film was distilled from the disgusting body juices left on the floor of Malick's sex dungeon after it was finished.

    Sally Draper and some other asshole and their dad and their mom who is Elisabeth Reaser all live on a farm that's walled in, because Sally and her brother have teleportation powers and that's against god or something. Also she and…

  • Paper Towns

    Paper Towns 2015

    ★½ Watched 22 Jul, 2015

    Dullshit. But I never wanted to break something against a wall like I did during FAULT IN OUR STARS, so hey, a step up.

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