Clocking in at a diffident 70 minutes, "The Party" is the most star-studded student film adaptation of a play written by an 18-year-old who thinks they're smarter than they are that has ever graced the screen. Sort of like a dream someone had, in which they kind of came up with kind of a film but not really.
Much in the same way that the arguments in a debate we agree with the most are rarely the best arguments, but…