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  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014

    ★★½ Watched 12 Sep, 2014

    This film is supremely comparable to The Avengers; it's poorly written, poorly directed, poorly acted, unfunny, well computer-generated, and very entertaining. I'm not going bother with an extensive review containing examples, explanations, etc. I'll just make a swift comparison and say that this movie actually succeeded with me as opposed to The Avengers (the current #1 on my 10 Most Overrated Films list). I genuinely believe that, in the Stupid-Fun-Action genre, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is dominant. Its action sequences…

  • The Fault in Our Stars 2014

    ★★ Watched 07 Sep, 2014

    The stars featured in this film - Fakel Cera, Fakefer Lawrence, and Fakez-Plasse - are faulty. The only two faultless stars in The Fault in Our Stars are Willem Dafoe and his character.
    My two cents: two stars.

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    ½ Added 1

    Do not watch this movie.

  • The Samurai 1967

    ★★★★★ Watched 17 Feb, 2013 4

    I loved this film within seconds. The first shot is an immediate representation of the magnificent cinematography that is on display throughout the subsequent hour and forty-five minutes. It is clear that every single shot in the movie was scrupulously positioned and executed, as though it were specifically contrived to parallel the meticulousness of the protagonist therein. Melville's and Decaë’s bravura is evident throughout, and I particularly admired their impeccable use of symmetry.

    The first twenty minutes of the film…