Get ready, here come my musings (in no particular order):
Hmm, the beginning seems strangely familiar - Expendables bust former team mate out of captivity, check, lots of explosions and shooting, check, bad guy shows up and is already known to Stallone, check, member of team taken out as a warning to Stallone, check!
Dolph, why aren't you in every scene?
Jason, why aren't *you* in every scene?
Harrison Ford looks really uncomfortable in that suit.
Huh I wonder why…
"I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?"
I wanted to be so much more impressed by and engaged with this film than I was. Honestly, rather than gasping at the supposed twists, I was gasping at the sudden and unexpected appearance of Jaime Lannister. That and the blatant Matrix plagiarising. Though the HAL-esque drones were good.
Also, the ending...WHUT.