Lol-ing at this cover, which makes Robert de Niro look like he can't decide whether to be Jesus or a Musketeer (incidentally, I would LOVE to see De Niro as Richelieu, can someone make this happen please).
Anyway, wow, this was depressing. Even the oboe gets broken.
Special mention to the stunts ppl though...the beginning alone was worth your paycheque many times over I'm sure.
"I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?"
I wanted to be so much more impressed by and engaged with this film than I was. Honestly, rather than gasping at the supposed twists, I was gasping at the sudden and unexpected appearance of Jaime Lannister. That and the blatant Matrix plagiarising. Though the HAL-esque drones were good.
Also, the ending...WHUT.