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  • The Specialist

    The Specialist 1994

    ★★★ Watched 18 Nov, 2015

    OK, thoughts:

    - better than Tango & Cash, but not sure it beats Assassins...
    - does Stallone have a special affinity for character names beginning with the letter "R"? Only I sense a trend here...
    - Sharon, have some class, no one wears a scrunchie to a fancy do, I don't care if it is the 90s
    - sexist dudebros should probably check before riding the bus that there are no Stallones present
    - goshdarnit, just for once I would like…

  • Assassins

    Assassins 1995

    ★★★ Watched 18 Nov, 2015

    Vastly superior to Tango & Cash IMHO.

    - Antonio Banderas is worryingly good at playing slightly deranged characters.
    - There's a lot of property damage here, is Stallone going to pay for any of it, probably not.
    - Apparently Antonio Banderas has an adamantium skeleton. Good for him.
    - Julianne Moore, I don't care how much you want to go and celebrate Day of the Dead, it's probably not appropriate when there is a killer on the loose.
    - The…

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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 05 Apr, 2015

    Perfection. The only problem with this film is it reminds you of the pointlessness of Jackson making The Hobbit trilogy : P

    Special mention to New Zealand.

  • Interstellar

    Interstellar 2014

    ★★★★ Watched 05 Nov, 2014

    Much awesome visuals. Many time travel. Wow.

    (I am prepared to overlook the problems I had with the plot and the characterisation because (a) Hans Zimmer, (b) the robots and (c) that water planet was mm mm terrifying. Good job, CGI dudes and dudettes)