Life lessons I have learned from this film:
(1) Setting up as a mirror manufacturer is the perfect cover if you are secretly a massive cocaine producer.
(2) Always wear two layers of clothing in case one is set on fire.
(3) The mere hint of bosoms will render all your enemies powerless. Dress accordingly.
(4) If you're not living for revenge, you're doing it wrong.
(5) If the shoe fits, then wear it, baby.
(6) Lust is not a…