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  • xXx: Return of Xander Cage

    xXx: Return of Xander Cage

    absolute trash, everyone speaks like they are in the trailer.

    plot makes NO sense

    vine disseellee is good, but stay home and watch him in this instead

  • Nocturnal Animals

    Nocturnal Animals

    ★★

    ford me once, shame on you. ford me twice...

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  • The Blair Witch Project

    The Blair Witch Project

    ★★★★★

    Believe it or not I have gone 20 miserable years on this measly planet without ever having seen The Blair Witch Project. I had been put off by the vitriol on both camps, those who love it and hate it. There was the initial hype then the backlash then the anti-backlash and then the backlash all over again. Luckily for me, I am good at divorcing myself from all the things that are not the actual film when watching.
    So,…

  • The Raven

    The Raven

    "John Cusack is Edgar Allan Poe"

    ......AAAAAAAaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHAHA
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    .....no. He isn't... He's John Cusack.