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Fantastic Mr. Fox 2009
Absolutely phenomenal. Between this and Moonrise Kingdom, I am a newly converted Wes Anderson fan.
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Kenny & Company 1976
I really wish I grew up in the 70's. Excuse me while I slip into a gnarly depression due to my lack of interest in the time period I live in.
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For Y'ur Height Only 1981
Weng Weng jumping out of a building using an umbrella as a parachute is probably the most hysterical thing I have ever seen.
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Field of Dreams 1989
The date is May 1st, 2013, and this is the first movie I have ever purchased starring Kevin Costner. Since I was a young lad, I realized I was born with a predisposition to loathe the Costman.
It's time that I shed my cynical boner and start giving things a chance that I thought I never would. Life's way too short to hate stuff for apparently no reason.
As I have grown, I have realized that I just love watching…
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The Jar
'The Jar' is a very colorful and ambitious train wreck, but it commits the most heinous of all movie crimes...it's boring as hell.
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The Wizard 1989
There is an old unspoken film rule, stating that if Beau Bridges cries, you must also cry.
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Jurassic Park 1993
In 3D.
Amazing, except for the family of 1,000 snacks sitting in front of me. I swear they had every crunchy and krinkley food item on the planet smuggled in their never ending backpack of annoying.
But it's cool because Laura Dern is a super fox.
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Five Element Ninjas 1982
I seriously need to watch more Kung Fu films.
