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  • Enemy 2013

    ★★★★★ Watched 09 Jul, 2014

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Muppets Most Wanted 2014

    ★★★½ Watched 08 Jul, 2014 4

    Is Muppets short for Multiple Puppets? If not, what is Muppets short for? Because they have little legs! Wakka Flocka Flame! Why does the pig keep trying to fuck the frog? In what universe are there pig-sized frogs? I don't like that Walter Multiple Puppet character. Fucking nerd.

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  • 2001: A Space Odyssey 1968

    Rewatched 12 Jan, 2014 87

    8 A.M. Sunday, 12th of January, 2014. HAL'S birthday. I'm tired as fuck.

    HAL.

    IBM.

    HAL/IBM. HAL=IBM. IBM=HAL.

    H+1 = I
    A+1 = B
    L+1 = M

    So HAL is indisputably IBM. Just go one letter on in the alphabet from H, A and L and you get I, B and M. 

    But what is IBM? A computer company Kubrick had a grudge against? Or are we just missing a "T" in the greatest riddle known to mankind? Confused? Allow…

  • Movie 43 2013

    ½ Watched 26 May, 2013 34

    I would rather gargle with period blood than watch this piece of shit "film" again.