I thought that I would like this film as it seems to be quite the beloved cult classic, but sadly I found it to be a stupid pile of crappy bullshit that smells like a bucket full of abortion. I'm probably wrong. I see a lot of 4/5 star ratings for this film which quite frankly puzzles the living shit out of me as it seems to be a movie fucked together by a basement full of retards. The acting,…
A comet crosses the sky and fucks the living shit out of the brains of a group of friends at a dinner party until they melt into their food like a cranial gravy. Kind of like Primer but way more accessible, this film played to my love of numbers and logic in very subtle waysssssssssssssssssss
8 A.M. Sunday, 12th of January, 2014. HAL'S birthday. I'm tired as fuck.
HAL/IBM. HAL=IBM. IBM=HAL.
H+1 = I
A+1 = B
L+1 = M
So HAL is indisputably IBM. Just go one letter on in the alphabet from H, A and L and you get I, B and M.
But what is IBM? A computer company Kubrick had a grudge against? Or are we just missing a "T" in the greatest riddle known to mankind? Confused? Allow…
To the posh lady I had the misfortune of sitting beside at the Tyneside Cinema tonight who ate her various snacks as loudly as humanly possible, who at one point turned to her partner and said, "A skunk!" as a skunk walked past on-screen, who then fell asleep and took up all of my fucking arm rest, I have six words of wisdom for you that I think you should take on board:
Fuck you, you stupid ignorant cunt.