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  • The Boss of It All 2006

    ★★★½ Watched 28 Jul, 2014 2

    "Here comes a movie and, if it already looks a bit weird, then hang in there, because anyone can see it. Although you see my reflection, trust me, this film won't be worth a moment's reflection. It's a comedy, and harmless as such. No preaching or swaying of opinion. Just a cozy time. So why not poke fun at artsy-fartsy culture?"
    - Lols Von Trier.

  • Pigs and Battleships 1961

    ★★★★ Watched 26 Jul, 2014 6

    So this film is black and white (snooze) and foreign (snooze). Thankfully Hollywood remade it, shortened the title to just "Battleship" and cast Rhianna as the pig.

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  • 2001: A Space Odyssey 1968

    Rewatched 12 Jan, 2014 87

    8 A.M. Sunday, 12th of January, 2014. HAL'S birthday. I'm tired as fuck.

    HAL.

    IBM.

    HAL/IBM. HAL=IBM. IBM=HAL.

    H+1 = I
    A+1 = B
    L+1 = M

    So HAL is indisputably IBM. Just go one letter on in the alphabet from H, A and L and you get I, B and M. 

    But what is IBM? A computer company Kubrick had a grudge against? Or are we just missing a "T" in the greatest riddle known to mankind? Confused? Allow…

  • Only Lovers Left Alive 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 15 Feb, 2014 54

    To the posh lady I had the misfortune of sitting beside at the Tyneside Cinema tonight who ate her various snacks as loudly as humanly possible, who at one point turned to her partner and said, "A skunk!" as a skunk walked past on-screen, who then fell asleep and took up all of my fucking arm rest, I have six words of wisdom for you that I think you should take on board:

    Fuck you, you stupid ignorant cunt.