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  • The Evil Dead 1981

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 28 Oct, 2014 2

    I have a theory about certain films. Some of them are capable of time travel. Or time dilation. Relativity of simultaneity. Something to do with the theory of relativity anyway, which I have been reading up on recently. Anyhoo, I strongly believe that some freaky fucking relativity wonkyness happens when you watch The Evil Dead because it's a ten minute film, we all know it's a ten minute film because when you watch it only ten minutes pass in the…

  • Gremlins 1984

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Oct, 2014 2

    A furry thing gets wet then multiplies in this metaphorical tale of the life of a vagina. 

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  • 2001: A Space Odyssey 1968

    Rewatched 12 Jan, 2014 89

    8 A.M. Sunday, 12th of January, 2014. HAL'S birthday. I'm tired as fuck.




    H+1 = I
    A+1 = B
    L+1 = M

    So HAL is indisputably IBM. Just go one letter on in the alphabet from H, A and L and you get I, B and M. 

    But what is IBM? A computer company Kubrick had a grudge against? Or are we just missing a "T" in the greatest riddle known to mankind? Confused? Allow…

  • Only Lovers Left Alive 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 15 Feb, 2014 54

    To the posh lady I had the misfortune of sitting beside at the Tyneside Cinema tonight who ate her various snacks as loudly as humanly possible, who at one point turned to her partner and said, "A skunk!" as a skunk walked past on-screen, who then fell asleep and took up all of my fucking arm rest, I have six words of wisdom for you that I think you should take on board:

    Fuck you, you stupid ignorant cunt.