This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
If this film had just been ok I would have been like Avengers, more like Averagers, am I right? And you guys would be like OOOOOH! And I would be like, lol ikr. But Jeff Weeding did a good one! Hulking retard man smoshed, Captain Propaganda USA'd that shit, Thorne was all like topless in a magic pond, Iron Giant did the cheeky Sherlock sexy fun, Green Arrow was in it, The Scarlett Witch was by Mary Kate and Ashley…
8 A.M. Sunday, 12th of January, 2014. HAL'S birthday. I'm tired as fuck.
HAL/IBM. HAL=IBM. IBM=HAL.
H+1 = I
A+1 = B
L+1 = M
So HAL is indisputably IBM. Just go one letter on in the alphabet from H, A and L and you get I, B and M.
But what is IBM? A computer company Kubrick had a grudge against? Or are we just missing a "T" in the greatest riddle known to mankind? Confused? Allow…
To the posh lady I had the misfortune of sitting beside at the Tyneside Cinema tonight who ate her various snacks as loudly as humanly possible, who at one point turned to her partner and said, "A skunk!" as a skunk walked past on-screen, who then fell asleep and took up all of my fucking arm rest, I have six words of wisdom for you that I think you should take on board:
Fuck you, you stupid ignorant cunt.