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  • Everly 2014

    ★½ Watched 24 Jan, 2015

    Apparently a film that has a premise along the lines of "women must shoot the fuck out of waves of enemies in one room" can somehow be one of the most action free boring fart fests ive so far seen this year.
    It also at times looks like it was shot on a broken I phone that some one found down a pub toilet amongest incredibly yellow cloudy piss.
    I dont think any of the actual gun play lasts more than 3 seconds, you would find more intense action in Tree Of Life

    Skip this piss sack and go hug John Wick

  • Half Past Dead 2002

    Watched 30 Jul, 2014

    3 Seagals out of 5

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    ★★★★★ Watched 13 Feb, 2014

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  • I, Frankenstein 2014

    ½ Added

    If this film was a pissed arsehole in a pub, id fucking glass him