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  • The Revenant

    The Revenant 2015

    ★★★ Watched 18 Jan, 2016

    Like eating a fine looking steak to find out its made out of nothing but air half way through chewing

  • Black Mass

    Black Mass 2015

    ★★ Watched 07 Dec, 2015

    Why does Johnny Depp look and act like he's been possessed by a fucking deadite from The Evil Dead in this?
    At points I thought I was watching a cartoon interpretation of what a 5 year old thinks a gangster might look and act like

    Shite balls

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  • Nightlight

    Nightlight 2015

    Watched 27 Mar, 2015


  • The Lazarus Effect

    The Lazarus Effect 2015

    Watched 15 May, 2015

    The Piss Effect

    Like Re Animator minus the energy, gore, character, humor, originality and sexual abuse via a severed head