Apparently being really fucking horrid and cheap looking, badly acted to the point of having on screen wall paper moving on screen, and having almost laughably bad make up and gore effects, is the sure fire way to get press and a solid review with most horror sites these days.
Its fucking depressing that any old shit that has the odd splatter effect and a psych soundtrack gets talked about in the same vein as The Thing, THE THING! for…
P2? it stands for parking level fuck off!
Nice little set up for a great horror flick, instead its a fucking ball ache. Boring dumb tiresome and goes literally nowhere. The only stand out was the leads massive bust.
Half a star for the scene in which a mans chest explodes via car impact, another star for the bust
A truly wonderful and at times mind blowing old school Hong Kong action film containing some of the most raw and spectacular stunt work caught on film.
It blows my mind that this 3rd part of Jackie Chans Police Story films seems to be so un talked about as its a full on explosive action face kick to your dome.
Some of the stunts had me shout HOLY SHIT multiple times, and those holy shits were full blown as you…
Basically a giant love letter to KNB and the effects industry, which I happen to love, so it was all pleasure for me. Its basic stuff and clings to hard to just one effects house, but its still a great insight into a wonderful magical industry that sadly might be on its last legs