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  • Harbinger Down

    Harbinger Down 2015

    Watched 10 Aug, 2015

    Even on a mere practical effects level this film is a god damn piss sack. Its the horror equivalent of getting Olivier Megaton to shoot your creature scenes, fast quick and mostly a mess.
    I could forgive the rancid story the fucking horrible mind crushing characters acting and structural mess of the film if the effects stuck in my mind.
    Its a first year student film remake of The Thing

  • The Gallows

    The Gallows 2015

    ½ Watched 17 Jul, 2015

    So utterly fucking PISS that I contemplated cyber bullying the directors for throwing up this painful excuse in my face

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  • The Lazarus Effect

    The Lazarus Effect 2015

    Watched 15 May, 2015

    The Piss Effect

    Like Re Animator minus the energy, gore, character, humor, originality and sexual abuse via a severed head