Watched Jun 19, 2012
Ethan D’s review:
Dicaprio-a-thon #8: Finale Edition
My plan for this review was just to tear into this movie with all my might and just point out every flaw in it, but it's not worth that much of my time.
I'll start off by saying that this film is a technical achievement, and there's no doubt about it. So there. It gets some credit.
Now for my actual overall opinion: (I like the word fuck)
Fuck this terrible script.
Fuck the atrocious performances.
Fuck the overlong three hour runtime.
Fuck this film like the stupid-as-hell piece of melodrama that it is.
Refer to my previous statements. He couldn't save this shit.
So there you go. My most negative and fuck heavy review ever.