DirkH’s review published on Letterboxd:
Is it a bird??
NO!!
Is it a plane??
NO!!
It's Moron Man, who against better judgement and a ton of bad reviews still decided to watch his crap!
A quick summary:
Boob shot
Ass shot
Shot of gnarling and yapping fish
Dying generic teenagers
Boob shot
Boob shot
Yapping fish swimming by (which actually look faker than most of the boobs)
Penis shot
The Hoff (who plays himself. Badly.)
CGI blood
People I don't give a fuck about that are dying
The scariest bit of this film: A hint towards a sequel....
I'd like to close with a quote from the film that sums up nicely what level it sinks to:
'Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina.'