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  • The Neon Demon

    The Neon Demon 2016

    ★★★★★ Watched 19 Oct, 2016

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Beauty is in the eye is in the stomach of the beholder.

  • The Magnificent Seven

    The Magnificent Seven 2016

    ★★★★ Watched 25 Sep, 2016 1

    Thanks to a script co-written by Nic Pizzolatto which reinterprets the original material as dime novel pulp (including amazing new character names like Goodnight Robicheaux and Bartholomew Bogue) and solid unfussy direction from Antoine Fuqua, The Magnificent Seven is old fashioned in all the right ways when compared to its modern popcorn entertainment counterparts. It has no desire to set up a franchise, respects its characters enough to put them in genuine life-threatening danger and delivers a ton of memorable…

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  • Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

    Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close 2011

    Watched 15 Nov, 2012 4


    DETECTIVE JOHNNY LOUD [Tom Hanks] slides into the passenger seat of the unmarked car holding a tray of coffee. Retired ex-cop and temporary partner RICK CLOSE [Max Von Sydow] reaches over from the driver's seat to grab his cup of joe.

    This better not have cream in it, knucklehead.

    Johnny rolls his eyes and then looks directly into the camera as if to say "do you folks believe this old coot?" to the audience.…

  • Django Unchained

    Django Unchained 2012

    ★★★★★ Watched 30 Jan, 2013

    Bloody, cathartic and hugely entertaining. The editing seems a little off -- Sally Menke is sadly missed -- but it's easy to look past a bit of glut when you're watching Tarantino so effortlessly conquer yet another genre.

    Took off half a star for his Australian accent but put it back upon his appropriate exit from the film.