Now my reviews of action movies constantly and unapologetically repeat the use of words like "mindless entertainment", "meeting expectations" and "fun". All used as a guise to hide my love for stupid action movies as a way to maintain my allusion of credibility as a guy with taste who writes reviews. Really I just write these to avoid studying and to give myself some sense of gratification for voicing my unwarranted opinion. Just because I can.
Now back to Crank.…