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Killer Elite 2011
Decent action, but not enough plot to make it interesting enough or worth a second watch for me.
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Django Unchained 2012
Violence, great dialogue and engaging characters. Sounds like my christmas dinner. badump-tss. Great movie, felt the third act was too long but other than that it was a solid film.
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The Cabin in the Woods 2012
Awesome movie. Didn't go in with any expectations and didn't know it was a Joss Whedon movie. I thought this was intense and funny and paid some great homages to horrors of the past. Great characters and moments. I recommend it.
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Crank 2006
Now my reviews of action movies constantly and unapologetically repeat the use of words like "mindless entertainment", "meeting expectations" and "fun". All used as a guise to hide my love for stupid action movies as a way to maintain my allusion of credibility as a guy with taste who writes reviews. Really I just write these to avoid studying and to give myself some sense of gratification for voicing my unwarranted opinion. Just because I can.
Now back to Crank.…