Stuart Not Provan ★½
When you cant be arsed writing a review and the film is shit you can just say:
Stuart Not Provan ★★½
Ho hum. While i was watching this my eyes were watering...
Stuart Not Provan ★★★
Please write your review here. Cant am skint....
1st Act ****
2nd Act ***
3rd Act **
You do the math
Stuart Not Provan ★★★★★ 2
Its about a serial killer who preys on unexpected swimmers. Does not sound like much buts its surprisingly quite good. oh and the tune is quite catchy.