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Metamorphosis 1990
In the right directorial hands this would be one of the greats. I forgot this was originally intended as a sequel to The Deadly Spawn (one of the greatest monster movies ever), directed/written by a member of the special effects crew and the sound editor for it. It's his only directorial venture. And it shows.
Stiff acting abound, which normally would be tolerable, but the writing crams in some really awkward stuff. Combined with a few characters that shit out…
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Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday 1993
I pray that I'll be dead before I ever have the thought in my head again that just maybe this isn't as fucking awful as I remembered.
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Kamen Rider ZO 1993
A perfect Kamen Rider movie. Almost dialogue free, from zero to sixty from the start all the way until the end. Amemiya is in full form here, deploying everything from stop-motion to full out tokusatsu brawls. Amemiya doesn't hide his influences, because the villain is an unabashed Predator clone infused with a locust, complete with the three dot reticle and all. Better yet, it's a standalone film that's completely watchable without any Kamen Rider knowledge at all. If only Amemiya and tokusatsu were still this good...
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Kung Fury 2015
I've been dreading this stupid thing ever since it was spawned on Kickstarter and the wave of zealots all over the internet poured in to give some random bloke more than half a million dollars to make a big budget YouTube video that makes fun of movies and 80s pop culture with a green screen. Unique!
Everything I hate about internet humor, millennial ironic nostalgic masturbation, and the faux grindhouse/VHS revival shoved in to thirty minutes of painful desperation and…