Eli Hayes ★★★★ 11
I really think that they should do a Terminator spinoff with Kevin Bacon, and call it The Baconator; that is a Terminator-franchise film that I would actually consider seeing (so…
John O'Neill ★
My first viewing from The Asylum--yikes. But I think there'd be something worth meditating over if you edited together of a montage of people walking from left to right in…
Silent J ★★★★½ 4
This is a film about a boy...
standing in front of a mannish boy...
asking him to....
SHAKE YA ASS! WATCH YOURSELF! SHAKE YA ASS! SHOW ME WHAT YOU'RE WORKING…
This gets 2 stars, 2 entire stars for the intro scene where the villain, mortified by a prank played on him, spins around and gets caught in some curtains like…
Colin Rudge ★★½
This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.