Machete don't text. Machete don't tweet. What Machete does do is make me want to claw my mother effing eyes out.
I saw the first one - I knew what…
Nicole ½ 1
Steve Sanders diving head first into the mouth of a monster shark, only to cut himself out with a chainsaw, may just go down as the greatest moment in cinematic…
Reelz ★★★★★ 2
The most beautiful piece of filmmaking that I have ever experienced. I will never look at tornadoes the same way again.
DirkH ★★★ 3
Atmosphere and a good tale. Two key ingredients for any good ghost story, most certainly present here and the saving grace of this film.
I loved the setting and the…
Thomas Ringdal ★★
There's really no need for this, but at least it has a high cast turnover, not letting us grow tired of anyone, except Michelle Rodriguez, but that only takes me…