As someone who actively goes to watch Asylum movies, I've had to shoulder a lot of derision about it. But even from a "fan," this one flat-out sucks. I know, such lofty vocabulary there for a critique but...fuck it. If the movies don't even try, then I'm not going to either. The Asylum has made worse movies than this, but I could at least find some humor or debased enjoyment in even their most garbage films. This is their utmost…
This consists of what was probably pitches for Eerie, Indiana that were thrown in the trash immediately and scavenged by the creatively bankrupt Dudelsons before being slapped with a tiny R-rated coat of slime and strung together with no sense at all. Even A.J. Bowen is half-dead in this.