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  • 88

    88 2015

    ★★★ Watched 27 Nov, 2015

    It's a movie that almost knows its story is a walking cliche, so they had to attack it in the editing bay to give it some sort of uniqueness. There's nothing new here whatsoever, unless you solely want to watch the lead in her underwear or having liquids pour over her. It's just a very straightforward crime story like every other thing on Redbox and the like, just rearranged chronologically. Sometimes it almost strikes an atmosphere through the music and hazy takes, but those moments never last long.

  • Evil Bong II: King Bong

    Evil Bong II: King Bong 2009

    ★★½ Watched 27 Nov, 2015

    "Laugh like a Mormon in church."

    The Evil Bong movies definitely hit a sweet spot for current-era Full Moon. It just has very likable characters and dumb one-liners that make you laugh. It's very hard to hate these things, having seen all except the third one which will be on Hulu in no time, I'm sure. But they've all been extremely fun, with this mostly the same. This one hits some snags with just trying to find something to do. It has absolutely no plot to carry it so it feels lost quite often, but really, it's not like you're watching it for the intricate story.

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    Guardians of the Galaxy 2014

    ★★★★½ Watched 03 Aug, 2014

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