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  • Get Hard

    Get Hard 2015

    ★½ Watched 12 Apr, 2015

    In the first two goddamn minutes, we're treated to "urban" pop music being used to score scenes of straight-laced whiteness, along with Will Ferrel's bare ass. Again. And that sets up the rest of this half-trying plop of bullshit that aims to satisfy the most simple of simpletons, while especially gunning hard for those of the racist and homophobic persuasions. The shit in this wouldn't have been found funny in a sitcom from 1994. There was one moment where I…

  • Superfast!

    Superfast! 2015

    Watched 11 Apr, 2015

    I always get set up like this. After enjoying Walking Deceased more than I thought, I walked into this not that low on it. And then 80 minutes rolled by without one fucking laughable moment. Not. A. Fucking. THING. It's like someone stole a script cribbed together from MAD Magazine's rejected bin.

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    Guardians of the Galaxy 2014

    ★★★★½ Watched 03 Aug, 2014

    "I wasn't listening. I was thinking of something else..." - Drax the Destroyer

    I'm not sure where to start when talking about Guardians of the Galaxy. I feel like just rambling on about all the points I liked. For the sake of being succinct, it was exactly what I wanted when it was first announced two years ago. I always knew it would be funny, there was no doubt on that once Gunn was announced, but I didn't know how…