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  • The Walking Deceased

    The Walking Deceased 2015

    ★★½ Watched 29 Mar, 2015

    I'm not ashamed, I got some enjoyment out of this. I have a tolerance and mild interest in completely dumbfuck, derpy humor that I sometimes need to indulge in, as most people probably. However, it's a careful line to balance because it's easy to get too spastic or too insulting to your intelligence to be able to enjoy it. And it doesn't help that most of them are made by the same two assholes that have run the spoof genre…

  • Millenium

    Millenium 2012

    ★★ Watched 28 Mar, 2015

    My latest habit involves tossing on whatever crap horror movie I hit while skimming Hulu at about midnight each night in a daze of near-sleep. Sometimes I make it through the whole thing, sometimes not. And sometimes, I have no idea how I made it through the ones I do. Like this. There's maybe 10 minutes of story stretched to 80. I know a criticism of found footage is that "nothing happens" for long stretches. That's never been so true…

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  • Reindeer Games

    Reindeer Games 2000

    ★★★½ Added 1

    Fuck you guys. It's fun.

  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy 2014

    ★★★★½ Watched 03 Aug, 2014

    "I wasn't listening. I was thinking of something else..." - Drax the Destroyer

    I'm not sure where to start when talking about Guardians of the Galaxy. I feel like just rambling on about all the points I liked. For the sake of being succinct, it was exactly what I wanted when it was first announced two years ago. I always knew it would be funny, there was no doubt on that once Gunn was announced, but I didn't know how…