Sally Jane Black 9
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Josh Bogatin ★★★★★
Pure pulp poetry. An empty meaningless quest pursued by an empty meaningless man. Hammer gets dumber and dumber as the film goes along until the whole character is nothing but…
The only people in the audience were me and two other bearded fat guys in their 30's. I liked it.
Brandon Hart ½ 6
The very worst thing imaginable. Like 27,000 airhorns echoing from a Vine on an iPhone hidden somewhere out of sight, but within earshot, as you undergo a spoon lobotomy. This…
Sally Jane Black 2
I fucking lost it when the blinds fell to the ground. I generally accept that old adage that comedy is cruelty. Perhaps I work too hard to find the cruelty…