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  • The Harvest

    The Harvest 2013

    ★★★½ Watched 27 Sep, 2015

    The mother makes Nurse Ratched look like Mother Teresa, Annie Wilkes as cheerful as Mary Poppins, and Maleficent as innocent as a Disney princess.
    Surprisingly all four leads were great here which is a rarity when you have children as two of the main stars. Usually when there are children prominent in a film, either the children themselves are terrible or if they get good child actors, then the adults are mediocre at best. But here we are gifted by…

  • Divorce Corp.

    Divorce Corp. 2014

    ★★★½ Watched 25 Sep, 2015 2

    I may be a bit biased as I've been rewatching a lot of Daria lately, but this entire documentary felt like it was an episode of Sick Sad World. The lawyers are greedy, the judges are sick, and the divorcees are despicable.
    I was a little puzzled why they kept mentioning Scandinavian divorces. I wish they would have touched on a few more cultures and their differences in divorce. This documentary went quite a way to show how bad the family court system is, but never really offered a pathway to change.
    I would definitely recommend this, it was a good find on Netflix Instant.

  • Dark Summer

    Dark Summer 2015

    ★★½ Watched 17 Sep, 2015

    Not a bad horror movie, but far from great as well. It's a decent time killer, but don't expect much more out of it. This film was one of the better Netflix Instant horror movies I've seen. I'm also a sucker for Stella Maeve. She is a total knockout and I hope we get to see more of her in the future.

  • The Mechanic

    The Mechanic 2011

    ★★★ Watched 14 Sep, 2015

    Jason Statham is a hitman. That's pretty much it, you can guess most of the plot from there, but it was entertaining.

  • Gun Woman

    Gun Woman 2014

    ★★★ Watched 07 Sep, 2015

    This was bloody, deadly, violent, and chock full of asian nudity. What's not to love about this movie? The master plan might not have made much sense if you think about it too hard, but it was enjoyable film from beginning to end. It's nice to see an indie-action flick that isn't complete shit. It really shined when it wasn't trying to be Tarantino/Rodriguez lite.

  • X-Men: Days of Future Past

    X-Men: Days of Future Past 2014

    ★★★★ Watched 06 Sep, 2015

    I liked this even better than the theatrical cut. It felt wrong not to include Rogue when she was such a big part of the first X-Men movie. I wish we would have gotten to see her fight though, she could have been bad-ass fighting some Sentinels with borrowed powers from all the other X-Men around her.
    My main problem still exists with the film: Magneto is suspected of killing one president and almost murders another. How does this not…

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014

    ★★★ Watched 06 Sep, 2015

    Thanks, I actually managed to forget how much I hated Megan Fox.
    The movie itself was actually a lot more enjoyable than I thought it would be. When the film came out I had no desire to see it as it looked like it was getting the Transformer/GI Joe/Star Trek treatment, but I saw it was on Netflix instant and I had nothing better to do so I tried it out. I was surprised at how fun the movie was and how many times I laughed at the jokes. And no one sang Ninja Rap so that's always a plus.
    Also Whoopi Goldberg? Fuck yeah!

  • We Bought a Zoo

    We Bought a Zoo 2011

    ★★ Watched 30 Aug, 2015

    "We Bought a Zoo"
    I'm glad I didn't buy this movie.

  • JFK: The Smoking Gun

    JFK: The Smoking Gun 2013

    ★★★½ Watched 23 Aug, 2015

    This was a pretty interesting look at the JFK assassination. It brings up new conspiracies and asks more questions than it answers, but it is still entertaining to look at the "what ifs."

  • The Lego Movie

    The Lego Movie 2014

    ★★★½ Watched 21 Aug, 2015

    Everything is awesome!

  • Tales from the Darkside

    Tales from the Darkside 1990

    ★★★ Watched 16 Aug, 2015

    This was enjoyable enough for a lazy Sunday afternoon. I especially liked the POV cat-cam from the second story. All the stories are a bit weak, but with some good character actors and just the right amount of cheese, they are quite entertaining.

  • Chronic-Con, Episode 420: A New Dope

    Chronic-Con, Episode 420: A New Dope 2015

    ★★ Watched 11 Aug, 2015

    This is about a comedian who gets high and walks around comic-con. That's pretty much the entire movie, as it never gets any deeper than that. As long as you understand that, it was entertaining enough for and hour plus.