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  • The Hunt for Red October 1990

    ★★½ Watched 01 Sep, 2014

    I kind of feel like if you've seen one submarine movie, you've seen them all. I just rewatched Patriot Games yesterday and I saw that this was on Netflix too and I hadn't seen it yet. I definitely preferred Sean Connery's role was to not say much and just stand there and look badass. He does it well though, but it's not enough to make this film interesting.

  • Red Lights 2012

    ★★½ Watched 31 Aug, 2014

    Reverend Stryker without the X-Men plot

    The acting was great by all involved, but there just wasn't much here. It was entertaining enough for a quick watch, but I'll more than likely never revisit this film.

  • Star Trek: The Motion Picture 1979

    ★★★ Rewatched 31 Aug, 2014

    I just recently watched the original series and amazon had these on sale. While this was larger scale for the original series, it just felt like a standard episode from TNG. Still it was nice to see the original cast reunited and in different uniforms with a new Enterprise.

  • Patriot Games 1992

    ★★★ Rewatched 31 Aug, 2014

    Finally a movie where Sean Bean doesn't die.
    (just kidding)

  • Truth or Dare 2012

    ★★★ Watched 30 Aug, 2014

    This was surprisingly better than I thought it would be. I tend to look up horror/slasher movies on Netflix Instant when I'm in a veg out mood. Due to this, I have had to lower my expectations going into a movie I blindly watch, but every so often one actually turns out good.
    The first ten minutes or so of the high school party was a bit boring, but once they got to the house it really took off. They…

  • Thieves Like Us 1974

    ★★★½ Watched 30 Aug, 2014

    I think I may have just fallen in love with Shelley Duvall.

  • American Reunion 2012

    ★★★★ Watched 29 Aug, 2014

    I recently rewatched the first three and was surprised by how good this one was. I think this might be the best of the sequels!
    It started off a bit on the slow side, but once the whole crew finally made it on screen it was pure gold. And that's what I loved about it too, everyone was there. Even Natasha Lyonne, even Nadia, even the Sherminator, even the MILF guy, and even the other MILF guy! It was great…

  • The Substitute 1996

    ★★★ Watched 24 Aug, 2014

    This is one of those movies that always sounded interesting, but not interesting enough to go out of my way to watch it. And while I'm glad I've finally seen this, I'm also glad I didn't have many expectations. It was a standard 90s ghetto high school & action flick in one. It has some great character actors and even though they aren't given much to work with, it is still pleasant to see them.
    All in all though, I'd say 187 did it better.

  • Scream 4 2011

    ★★★ Watched 23 Aug, 2014

    I recently rewatched the first three Scream movies in anticipation of watching the latest installment. I'd say it was about on par with the other two sequels. I had the same problem with this one as I did with the others, I just can't seem to care about the new characters. It was nice to see the likes of Hayden Panettiere, Kristen Bell, and Adam Brody. It felt like a mid 2000s teen tv reunion or something. I was also…

  • American Wedding 2003

    ★★★½ Rewatched 23 Aug, 2014

    After a disappointing first sequel, the third installment restored my faith in this franchise. It took (most of) the characters we loved and put them in a new situation. American Pie 2 just felt like a poor rehash of the first movie where American Wedding was its own story. I was a little saddened that Alyson Hannigan was the only returning female character. They could have at least brought back Natasha Lyonne. Part of what made American Pie a great…

  • You're Next 2011

    ★★★ Watched 19 Aug, 2014

    Funny Games meets Home Alone

  • American Pie 2 2001

    ★★ Rewatched 18 Aug, 2014

    This was a failed attempt at a sequel. It tries to recapture the charm and laughter of the original, but it just ends up rehashing jokes and it comes off as a b-movie rip off of the first film. There were some chuckle-worthy parts and all in all I'd recommend it if you enjoyed the first one, but don't expect too much.