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  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    ½

    Bloody hell this was BORING. I've not been this bored in a cinema since John Carter and After Earth. Seriously a bikini wax is more appealing than sitting through this again. Every 10 minutes felt like an hour. Who wrote this drivel?

    Terribly forgettable score and interchangeable characters with no humour apart from some robot. Also it doesn't work as a stand alone film at all. The only people I've heard that from are people who have seen every Star…

  • Monster Trucks

    Monster Trucks

    ★★½

    Like Free Willy but with monsters in trucks.

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  • Spring Breakers

    Spring Breakers

    ½

    A film about a bunch of cunts with the most tedious story and dialogue which could have been done and dusted in 5 minutes. This shit makes Showgirls look classy.

    New contender for worst film of 2013.

  • Dredd

    Dredd

    ★★★★½

    Proof that a film of this genre can be dark, entertaining and not overrun by an hour. Christopher Nolan take note.