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  • The Witch

    The Witch 2015

    ★★½ Watched 12 Mar, 2016 1

    This is very well acted and directed, but it still wasn't interesting enough for me to find watching it an enjoyable experience. Horror films have to be either scary or funny for me and this was neither.

  • Bed of Roses

    Bed of Roses 1996

    ★½ Rewatched 31 Jan, 2016

    This appears to be the 90s version of a Nicholas Sparks adaptation, before we knew what that was and before that became a genre in itself. Not sure why I just re-watched this. I was searching for Pump Up The Volume in the Christian Slater repertoire and couldn't find it, so settled on Bed of Roses instead. This isn't even as good as the equally weird stalker tale, Untamed Heart for which I have a bit of a soft spot.

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  • Spring Breakers

    Spring Breakers 2012

    ½ Watched 05 Apr, 2013 9

    A film about a bunch of cunts with the most tedious story and dialogue which could have been done and dusted in 5 minutes. This shit makes Showgirls look classy.

    New contender for worst film of 2013.

  • Dredd

    Dredd 2012

    ★★★★½ Added 5

    Proof that a film of this genre can be dark, entertaining and not overrun by an hour. Christopher Nolan take note.