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  • Nine Lives

    Nine Lives 2016

    ★★★ Watched 21 Aug, 2016

    7% on Rotten Tomatoes my arse.

    It's The Shaggy Dog but with a cat, and cats are obviously better than dogs.

  • Jason Bourne

    Jason Bourne 2016

    ★★★ Watched 31 Jul, 2016

    Decent and watchable, but ultimately a pointless sequel. It's the same ol Greengrass action with agents at computers tapping away, tracking Bourne through cameras, a CIA agent in a moral dilemma... same story, different faces. Still not a bad way to kill a couple of hours, but no more than rewatching the previous films.

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  • Spring Breakers

    Spring Breakers 2012

    ½ Watched 05 Apr, 2013 9

    A film about a bunch of cunts with the most tedious story and dialogue which could have been done and dusted in 5 minutes. This shit makes Showgirls look classy.

    New contender for worst film of 2013.

  • Dredd

    Dredd 2012

    ★★★★½ Added 5

    Proof that a film of this genre can be dark, entertaining and not overrun by an hour. Christopher Nolan take note.