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  • It Follows 2014

    ½ Watched 28 Feb, 2015

    Laughably bad, low budget, badly acted rubbish. Tries to use a really cheap electronic music score to pretend it's the next Halloween, but all it really does is use the music to convince the audience that what is happening on screen is scary, when you're just looking at someone walking around.

  • Blackhat 2015

    Watched 21 Feb, 2015

    Who wrote this rubbish? There's barely any ounce of a plot for the first hour of the movie. I went in thinking this should be good based on the names attached to it. A Michael Mann directed and produced thriller starring Chris Hemsworth, but where was everyone else? I can't even recall anyone else having a named character.

    The action is sporadic and all over the place, shot on shakey-cam and looking more like a soap opera than anything remotely…

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  • Dredd 2012

    ★★★★½ Added 5

    Proof that a film of this genre can be dark, entertaining and not overrun by an hour. Christopher Nolan take note.

  • Spring Breakers 2012

    ½ Watched 05 Apr, 2013 8

    A film about a bunch of cunts with the most tedious story and dialogue which could have been done and dusted in 5 minutes. This shit makes Showgirls look classy.

    New contender for worst film of 2013.