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  • The Longest Ride

    The Longest Ride 2015

    ★½ Watched 24 Jun, 2015

    The one thing that puzzles me about The Longest Ride...

    ...THIS FILM IS TWO HOURS AND EIGHT MINUTES LONG!

  • Mr. Holmes

    Mr. Holmes 2015

    ★★½ Watched 22 Jun, 2015

    Very well acted but the story just wasn't that interesting. That'll teach me seeing this back to back with Jurassic World, although I was expecting this to be the better of the two.

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  • Dredd

    Dredd 2012

    ★★★★½ Added 5

    Proof that a film of this genre can be dark, entertaining and not overrun by an hour. Christopher Nolan take note.

  • Spring Breakers

    Spring Breakers 2012

    ½ Watched 05 Apr, 2013 9

    A film about a bunch of cunts with the most tedious story and dialogue which could have been done and dusted in 5 minutes. This shit makes Showgirls look classy.

    New contender for worst film of 2013.