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  • Focus

    Focus 2015

    ★★ Watched 03 Mar, 2015 6

    There really couldn't have been any less sexual chemistry on screen between Smith & Robbie than if they were brother and sister or more like father and daughter considering the age difference between them.

    There's also some elongated scene involving placing bets with some guy over an American Football game. It goes on for so long, assuming the entire world is supposed to know the rules of American Football. I didn't even know who had won/lost each bet until their own…

  • It Follows

    It Follows 2014

    ½ Watched 28 Feb, 2015

    Laughably bad, low budget, badly acted rubbish. Tries to use a really cheap electronic music score to pretend it's the next Halloween, but all it really does is use the music to convince the audience that what is happening on screen is scary, when you're just looking at someone walking around.

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  • Dredd

    Dredd 2012

    ★★★★½ Added 5

    Proof that a film of this genre can be dark, entertaining and not overrun by an hour. Christopher Nolan take note.

  • Spring Breakers

    Spring Breakers 2012

    ½ Watched 05 Apr, 2013 8

    A film about a bunch of cunts with the most tedious story and dialogue which could have been done and dusted in 5 minutes. This shit makes Showgirls look classy.

    New contender for worst film of 2013.