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  • Pixels

    Pixels 2015

    ★★★ Watched 17 Aug, 2015

    A comedy starring Adam Sandler and Kevin James, made in 2015 with the premise that alien invaders use video games and pop culture from the early 1980s as their form for destroying Earth. With that synopsis, this is clearly aimed at teenage boys, only it's been made too late as teenagers today won't get the references. I was just a baby in the early 80s but did grow up with the culture and do remember a lot of it, so…

  • The Longest Ride

    The Longest Ride 2015

    ★½ Watched 24 Jun, 2015

    The one thing that puzzles me about The Longest Ride...

    ...THIS FILM IS TWO HOURS AND EIGHT MINUTES LONG!

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  • Dredd

    Dredd 2012

    ★★★★½ Added 5

    Proof that a film of this genre can be dark, entertaining and not overrun by an hour. Christopher Nolan take note.

  • Spring Breakers

    Spring Breakers 2012

    ½ Watched 05 Apr, 2013 9

    A film about a bunch of cunts with the most tedious story and dialogue which could have been done and dusted in 5 minutes. This shit makes Showgirls look classy.

    New contender for worst film of 2013.