More like Life of CGI, am I right? A wonderful story turned into a blue-and-orange snore-fest. Go read the book instead.

Pretty uninvolving and long-winded take on a book I enjoyed. High frame rate 3D was interesting, but ultimately lent nothing to the film - other than a cheesy soap-opera feeling. A forgettable theme tune seals the deal. Count me out for instalments two and three.

Awful. All exposition, idiotic storyline, forgettable characters, wooden acting (though Michael Fassbender was pretty good), bad CGI heads. Hated every minute of it.