This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Mark Kinsella ★★
Friend #1: Why does Pierce Brosnan make make out with a bloke in this?
Me: That's Linda Hamilton.
Friend #2: Ugh, didn't think this was a horror film. Absolutely traumatised…
Keith Ballard ★★
There's a scene where the main characters stop on the side of the road. Pierce Brosnan then proceeds to pick up a random rock on the side of the road,…
Ethan D ½ 1
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO
Corey Pierce ★ 51
DRIVER leaves his apartment to the noise of Desire's "Under Your Spell", which has been nonsensically playing at Standard and Irene's party next door to the zombied joy…