Ned Gilmore ★★★★ 1
Tons of great story moments, flawless CGI and I am stoked for Jason thingumy to get a lead role after doing all the good actings for so long.
Doug Dillaman ★★★½
Lumiere review coming. Stray thoughts that probably won't make said review:
* Script is an illustration of Soderbergh's one-asshole theory.
* Not entirely convinced that BLACK HOLE is appropriate inter-species…
Doug Dillaman ★★★★
Add a star if two scenes of people biting into live lizards and/or a tasteless post-rape shot framed to show boob don't bother you.* Subtract 2 1/2 stars if you…
Doug Dillaman ★★★
There's a scene early on you'll hear about if you haven't, involving Quicksilver (or, since this film has twenty-bazillion characters and doesn't name them clearly, "The Guy Who Runs Fast"),…
In an alternate world, this was a summer release that was considered a perfectly serviceable piece of counterprogramming, albeit one that dragged in patches thanks to its curious lack of…