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  • Tombstone 1993

    ★★★½ Added

    Kurt Russell being Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer being Johnny Depp, Sam Elliott being Sam Elliott, and Bill Paxton being a giant pussy. Pretty good.

  • Paths of Glory 1957

    ★★★★ Watched 23 Oct, 2014

    Half the movie is Kirk Douglas being pissed off, and the other half is a depressing existential statement of futility and ignorance. Needless to say, this is a damn good film.

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  • The Cabin in the Woods 2012

    ★★★★★ Added

    There are few words to describe The Cabin in the Woods other than the greatest of adjectives: phenomenal, innovative, and inspiring come to mind. This works not just as a horror movie, but as a comedy, drama, and even a philosophical expression of art. It also does this without offending or desecrating the legacy of any of these genres. This movie is a glorious combination of everything that there is to be loved about horror movies, and even more. It is an exceptional film, and the best horror movie I've ever seen.

  • Chinatown 1974

    ★★★★ Rewatched 30 Apr, 2014 1

    Chinatown is a great noir film with what I would consider now to be one of my favorite Jack Nicholson roles. Other than Nicholson and Faye Dunaway the performances are average, but the soundtrack alternates from classic noir to mostly-thriller-but-nearly-horror atmospheric elements, and the narrative is surprisingly easy to follow for a noir film, without sacrificing good writing in the process. Starting off slow but building gradually and becoming far more interesting as the film progresses, the narrative and its…