Ian Loring ★★★★½ 6
A little too padded out runtime aside, this is Michael Bay having his cake and earing it, making a film which endlessly criticises the priorities the western world has at…
James Thompson ½
Sorry, but this was inconceivably shit!
Beggarsoshat ★★ 4
This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
davidehrlich ★½ 6
"but what if i have to tinkle?"
you will believe a man can sigh. hopelessly torn between regurgitating a myth & telling a story. inert, dull & terribly timid. the genome of…
Stephen Watson ★★★
‘“Die Hard” in the White House’ was presumably the six-word pitch for Antoine Fuqua’s “Olympus Has Fallen,” a brawny action blockbuster which, given how piss-poor John McClane’s 2013 Russian vacation…