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  • Cube

    Cube 1997


    If you're in to cube, might I suggest this cube parody web series ...

  • X-Men: First Class

    X-Men: First Class 2011

    ★★★★ Added

    Guys. Guys. Guys. Do you know how many sexy this movie has? It as NINE sexies!*. I'm an X-Men nerd so I knew I was gonna like this anyways, but I did NOT expect such delicious style. But I DEFINITELY expected January Jones to be terrible. Spoiler alert: she is so terrible you will never ever feel guilty about farting at a presidential dinner ever. Watch this if you like long bromances on the beach, credit sequences that are so…

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  • Bridesmaids

    Bridesmaids 2011

    ★★★★★ Added 6

    LOOK AT THESE REVIEWS??? MEN MEN MEN MEN MANLY MEN MEN. GTFO, I cannot fathom sitting in the same room as someone who did not like this movie. There was a guy at work who shrugged and said 'meh' when I questioned him. I lowered my knife, and thought "what is WRONG with you???" and "how am I going to continue with this business, knowing that you are one of my colleagues???". I quit there and then, after slamming my…

  • Batman Returns

    Batman Returns 1992

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Aug, 1992

    Fuck people who try to say their favourite movie is 'Citizen Kane' or 'Casablanca' or some shit. Technically speaking, your favourite movie is the film you've seen the MOST number of times. You are an asshole if you try to say you've seen 'Citizen Kane' 112 times. You will get no dicks sucked. Batman Returns is THAT movie for me. I saw it at the cinema with my parents and fucking DIED. How the hell does anything get more Burton…