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  • Captain America: Civil War

    Captain America: Civil War 2016

    ★★★★½ Watched 21 May, 2016

    “When you can do the things that I can... and you don’t… and then the bad things happen… they have to live with you.”

    In 2008 when Iron Man came out and was so good and was such a perfect translation of Marvel comics, I think the VERY first thing I thought was “Man, wouldn’t it be cool if they did the Civil War comic as a movie and Iron Man and Captain America beat the @#$% out of each…

  • The Witch

    The Witch 2015

    ★★★★ Watched 13 May, 2016 2

    I watched The Witch last night.

    It's an EXCEPTIONALLY made horror movie.

    It's not about big scare or horror moments as much as creating a superb sense of dread. At no point during this film could I relax. Every little thing in this movie is scary.

    Literally. There's a rabbit that shows up more than once... this movie makes a BUNNY scary. And not like a Twilight Zone: The Movie nightmare rabbit monster. Just a nice enough looking brown rabbit…

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  • The Wolf of Wall Street

    The Wolf of Wall Street 2013

    ★★★★★ Watched 10 Jan, 2014 15

    The Wolf of Wall Street. I'm really kinda speechless after watching this movie. I mean.... this movie is @#$%ing INSANE! I don't just mean that in a quality sense.

    I mean this is one of the craziest, wackiest movies I've seen in a long time!

    What I will say is,

    This film.... is the Scorsese film I was waiting for after seeing The Departed.

    I would have MAYBE liked to have only waited 2 years for it instead of 7....…

  • Return of the Jedi

    Return of the Jedi 1983

    ★★★½ Added 15

    New Review:

    8 year old me: "This is the single greatest..."
    23 year old me: "...piece of shit! What's with the teddy bears?"

    There's a LOT to like in this film. But there's more to hate.

    Yub Yub.