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  • A Prayer for the Dying

    A Prayer for the Dying 1987

    ★★ Watched 02 May, 2016

    The priest witnesses a murder... but he can't talk about it because the killer came to him *afterwards* and confessed? That's dumb.

    The sadistic brother attempts to terrorize the blind girl... but he chooses to leave the lights off making him even more lost than she is? That's dumb.

    The big bad guy knocks our hero down a big hole in the roof... but instead of dropping the bomb in with him he holds onto it until it explodes? That's dumb.

  • The Club

    The Club 2015

    ★★★ Watched 01 May, 2016

    Pretty damn dark for a film about pedophiles.

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  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014

    ★½ Watched 06 Aug, 2014

    8-10 year olds will probably love it. Dumb 8-10 year olds.

  • Non-Stop

    Non-Stop 2014

    ★★½ Watched 25 Feb, 2014 1

    I really liked that one red herring.
    No, not that one. The other one.
    Nope, a different one.
    No, the one that came before that one.
    No.
    No.
    Nope.
    Wrong.
    No.
    Not it, but that was a good one too.
    Nope.
    Ha, no.
    No.
    No, I didn't fall for that one.
    Nope.
    No.
    Not even close.
    No.
    Who was that again? Oh, no.
    No.
    Nah.
    No you dumb shit, are you even trying?
    Nope.
    Nope.
    Nope.
    Yes! That's the one.