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  • Science Fiction Volume One: The Osiris Child

    Science Fiction Volume One: The Osiris Child

    ★★½ Watched 26 Sep, 2016

    Best Kellan Lutz film yet. Yeah, I said it.

    It opens strong with a great energy, cool effects, and an engaging storyline, but it soon detours to spend time on characters who don't need so much effort and events we already know to have happened.

    And then it ends with partial resolution.

  • Dog Eat Dog

    Dog Eat Dog 2016

    ★½ Watched 25 Sep, 2016

    Needed more of everything.

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  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014

    ★½ Watched 06 Aug, 2014

    8-10 year olds will probably love it. Dumb 8-10 year olds.

  • Non-Stop

    Non-Stop 2014

    ★★½ Watched 25 Feb, 2014 1

    I really liked that one red herring.
    No, not that one. The other one.
    Nope, a different one.
    No, the one that came before that one.
    No.
    No.
    Nope.
    Wrong.
    No.
    Not it, but that was a good one too.
    Nope.
    Ha, no.
    No.
    No, I didn't fall for that one.
    Nope.
    No.
    Not even close.
    No.
    Who was that again? Oh, no.
    No.
    Nah.
    No you dumb shit, are you even trying?
    Nope.
    Nope.
    Nope.
    Yes! That's the one.