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  • Dead Shadows 2012

    ★½ Watched 23 Apr, 2014

    I love me some Scream Factory, but their trend of new movie duds continues with this French import. The combination of dull downtime and CGI creatures is deadly and kills the movie cold.

  • Brick Mansions 2014

    ★★ Watched 23 Apr, 2014

    Even if you didn't know this movie was written by Luc Besson you'd still know it was written by Luc Besson.

    That can be either good or bad depending on your affection and appetite for the Frenchman's silly dialogue and ludicrous plots, both of which are in full effect here. Ultimately it's more "entertaining" than exciting though because the action suffers in its move from France to Hollywood due to Paul Walker's lack of action chops and the film's incessant, rapid fire editing.

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  • Non-Stop 2014

    ★★½ Watched 25 Feb, 2014 1

    I really liked that one red herring.
    No, not that one. The other one.
    Nope, a different one.
    No, the one that came before that one.
    No.
    No.
    Nope.
    Wrong.
    No.
    Not it, but that was a good one too.
    Nope.
    Ha, no.
    No.
    No, I didn't fall for that one.
    Nope.
    No.
    Not even close.
    No.
    Who was that again? Oh, no.
    No.
    Nah.
    No you dumb shit, are you even trying?
    Nope.
    Nope.
    Nope.
    Yes! That's the one.

  • Now You See Me 2013

    ★★ Watched 29 May, 2013

    aka "Fuck you! It's magic!"