There's only so many times in the same film I can watch the same character furrow his brow, cock his machine gun, yell "fuckin' Nazis!", and open fire. Usually, I'd say that was once per character. It's certainly less than the half a dozen Logan Lerman provides here. The same goes for shots of a soldier's grimy face, striped clean by a single tear, which seems in FURY's case to be literally every time Shia LaBeouf's character is on screen.…
This film is 19 minutes longer than CONTACT. In 19 minutes you can remove the dust from the surfaces in your lounge.
This film is 62 minutes longer than SUNSHINE. In 62 minutes you can read a chapter of a physics textbook.
This film is 7 minutes longer than 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY. In 7 minutes you can eat a cob of corn.
This film is 37 minutes longer than STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE. In 37 minutes you can…