This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I really wanted to like this film. It was so slick and stylish, it lampshaded a lot of spy movie stuff in a cool and interesting way, and the plot of the first act is almost beat-for-beat Harry Potter with spies instead of wizards.
It's just so deeply, grossly, unapologetically sexist at every turn. Here is some actual dialogue from the film:
PRINCESS TILDE OF SWEDEN
If you save world, we can do it in asshole?