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  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice 2016

    ½ Watched 03 Apr, 2016

    I think this film is best summed up by the number of times it spent desperately and self-deferentially trying to get us to care about its premise: "Bruce Wayne, meet Clark Kent!" and the like. I just. Didn't. Care. No matter how much Snyder tried to tell me I cared. And he must have known I'd care so little, because the thing that changes Batman's mind and gets the two working together just in time is the flimsiest bullshit I've…

  • Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones 2002

    ★★ Rewatched 02 Jan, 2016

    ATTACK OF THE CLONES is the worst of the four MEN IN BLACK films.

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  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road 2015

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Jun, 2015 2

    "Matt, you can't watch FURY ROAD four times in a month."
    "Oh yeah? WITNESS ME."

  • Jupiter Ascending

    Jupiter Ascending 2015

    ★★★ Watched 23 Feb, 2015 3

    Gloriously, spectacularly dumb. Burns more ideas than it honours, flings plot threads about with wild abandon, and still remains marvellously pretty.

    BEES.