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  • Transcendence 2014

    Watched 25 Nov, 2014 4

    I'm 99% sure this film didn't do anything exciting or original with its premise, because I would have stayed awake to see it happen.

    Related: we need to be increasingly firm with Johnny Depp about not making any more films. It's clear he's as bored by them as we are.

  • Rubber 2010

    ★★★★ Watched 24 Nov, 2014 1


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  • Lucy 2014

    Watched 24 Aug, 2014

    I wish Luc Besson had been using 10% of his brain's capacity when he made this film.

  • Interstellar 2014

    ★★ Watched 09 Nov, 2014

    This film is 19 minutes longer than CONTACT. In 19 minutes you can remove the dust from the surfaces in your lounge.

    This film is 62 minutes longer than SUNSHINE. In 62 minutes you can read a chapter of a physics textbook.

    This film is 7 minutes longer than 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY. In 7 minutes you can eat a cob of corn.

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