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  • The Lifeguard 2013

    Watched 27 Aug, 2014

    Any and all vague, knee-jerk goodwill I had towards this film on account of its having Kristen Bell *and* Martin Starr was pretty much burned up when, in one scene, Bell's character stops a couple of cops from harassing some "minors", and then, in more or less the very next scene, starts fucking one of them.

    If you're a fan of Kristen Bell crying, I'm sure there's a feature on the DVD where at any point you can just push…

  • Lucy 2014

    Watched 24 Aug, 2014

    I wish Luc Besson had been using 10% of his brain's capacity when he made this film.

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  • Good Will Hunting 1997

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Aug, 2014

    I thought I was doing okay. Then ELLIOTT SMITH was on the fucking soundtrack.

  • The Avengers 2012

    ★★★★ Watched 25 Apr, 2012 4

    Joss Whedon and Tony Stark were meant to be together. Joss Whedon and Thor, not so much. The man needs to learn to kill some darlings: I know you like your witty one-liners, Joss, but having a team of six superheroes all channelling Xander Harris in the middle of cataclysmic battle sequences just isn't appropriate. Still, an immensely entertaining film. See it in 2D.