Half the time I’m bored by the preponderance of bros in this big studio fantasy blockbuster. Half the time I’m surprised the story doesn’t go exactly where I’d assume a bro-filled, big studio fantasy blockbuster would go. And five-eighteenths of the time, I'm furrowing my brow at the incomprehensible lore. It’s a mess, but it’s not altogether the usual mess. So that’s something.
Note: My rating is based on averaging the surprise 5-star movie it might have been with the 0-star movie it was fated to be.
Also note: I'm not good at math.