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  • Godzilla

    Godzilla 2014

    ★½ Watched 13 May, 2016

    So, this guy’s making a Star Wars movie, too? Hrmmm. The director has one good trick — revealing the massiveness of the monsters. But he does it almost the exact same way each time, and it never leads to anything more interesting. Also, Bryan Cranston’s hair is weird. And Juliette Binoche is in this, but I can’t figure out why.

  • High and Low

    High and Low 1963

    ★★★★ Watched 18 May, 2016

    High: Makes me think of Hitchcock.

    Low: Makes me think of another famous purveyor of women’s shoes.

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  • Superman

    Superman 1978

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Nov, 2011

    Christopher Reeve, goddammit.

    Also, I actually appreciate the preposterous ending more as I get older. (Maybe as much as I enjoyed it when I was a kid.) It's not sci-fi, it's myth.

  • X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    X-Men Origins: Wolverine 2009

    Watched 27 Nov, 2011

    A movie featuring a team of mutant super-assassins hunting down Wolverine … And it sucks? Nice job, assfaces.