• Sam

    Watched by Sam 26 Jul, 2014

    Bad touch.

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  • Zach Evans

    Watched by Zach Evans 25 Jul, 2014

    Al Pacino plays a creepy little goblin man who is constantly touching and kissing his much younger female costars, who all seem weirdly okay with it and even in to him, despite him being a fucking homunculus. Also the plot is completely stupid, and the villain's motivations make no sense at all, she just sides with the serial killer guy because. I hated it.

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  • Crystal

    Watched by Crystal 17 Oct, 2008

    It gets one star because I laughed harder at this than at some comedies I've seen. Al Pacino's hair should've won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor in A Comedy.

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  • Infernal King

    Added by Infernal King 2

    This film brought to you by MSNBC.

    Al Pacino sleepwalks through the role of a go-to crime fighter named Jack Gramm who races against the clock to stop a murder - his own.

    The script (such that it is) is cliche-riddled with all the sloppiness of a drive-by shooting. The predictable culprit taunts our bored-looking protagonist - whom everyone in the picture can immediately identify - with a faux-Jigsaw computerized voice in a failed effort to replicate Dennis Hopper's "Pop…

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  • camilla toschi

    ★½ Watched by camilla toschi 07 Apr, 2014

    thriller scontato. Al Pacino parruccone, troppo abbronzato per essere credibile...

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  • Frozone

    ★½ Watched by Frozone 12 Mar, 2014 3

    Al Pacino surrounded by tv actors. When did Al Pacino became an B-movie actor?

    I miss the times when he did the Godfather, Heat or Donnie Brasco

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  • Eugene McCrann

    ★★½ Added by Eugene McCrann

    This is a stupid movie. But it's a fun stupid movie. The type where you can ponder about thought process behind Pacino's haircut. Or why it looks like his mustache was spray painted black.

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  • Keith LaFountaine

    Added by Keith LaFountaine

    Everything about this film falls short. Even Pacino's acting seems flat and emotionless.

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  • Daniel Tucker

    ½ Watched by Daniel Tucker 31 Dec, 2013

    Who can forget the classic Pacino line, "First, I think we should all have a cookie?"

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  • Kynic

    ★½ Added by Kynic

    "Here is your paycheck mr Pacino for 88 minutes" " I was in that one ?!? Shit..."

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  • mvmckenzie

    Rewatched by mvmckenzie 03 Nov, 2013

    milkmaid!

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  • Derm

    ½ Added by Derm

    Instead of going straight into a review, I am instead going to list things I would rather have done to my persons than sit through this inaccurately titled film which actually boasts a run time of 111 minutes. However:

    1.) smother my testicles in honey and blow a bear-mating whistle till they all come for a taste of scrotum picnic

    2.) funnel a hive of bees into my rectum whilst listening to s-club junior top 10 hits

    3.) be on…

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