• NZKoz

    ½ Added by NZKoz 10

    What do you mean I can't choose zero? This was the worst waste of time I've ever endured, and I studied law for a year.

    The only reason I didn't walk out is that I was stuck in the middle of row jammed full of tweens and I was concerned they might lynch me if I blocked their view of that vampire guy for even a microsecond.

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  • Adam Cook

    Watched by Adam Cook 19 Jul, 2012 4

    Many of the biggest action stars have shown you don’t need acting talent to make it in the genre but you do need at least a vague hint of charisma. Sadly, anybody who has had to sit through the Twilight films will know that Taylor Lautner is in short supply of either talent or charm. Obviously Abduction was seen as his chance to break out from the franchise that made him and become a star in his own right. Well…

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  • Eric Shepard

    ½ Added by Eric Shepard

    I have to hand it to the Twilight directors, and I didn't realize this at the time, but they managed to hide just how bad of an actor Taylor Lautner really is. This guy is bad. Really, really bad.

    It's easy to get hung up on how awful Sharkboy is, but this film has some of the worst dialogue EVER. One horribly clichéd moment after another, from the high school party scene to the ridiculous romance between the two leads.…

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  • Ty Sheedlo

    ½ Watched by Ty Sheedlo 07 Apr, 2012

    The spectacular editing, brilliant writing, Oscar-worthy performances, and original story make Abduction a phenomenal movie. Oh wait.... reverse everything I just said.

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  • Josh Browning

    ½ Watched by Josh Browning 27 Sep, 2012 1

    What a turd of a movie. The only saving grace for this movie is watching it with a friend, if it were not for that I most likely wouldn't have stuck with this. This plays like a comedy honestly, it contains every cliche in the book. Taylor Lautner is a horrible actor, and probably the biggest let down in this is Sigourney Weaver. She was an Oscar nominated actress at some point wasn't she? Now we get her in this crap. Ahhh, that is all. This film is crap

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  • DirkH

    ½ Watched by DirkH 07 May, 2012 5

    In times of financial crisis making films like this should be forbidden......

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  • Mike Roseingrave

    Added by Mike Roseingrave

    Sigourney Weaver. Alfred Molina. Jason Isaacs. Maria Bello. What. Were. You. Thinking. I wasn't expecting much. I got even less. That will learn me.

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  • Adam Moody

    ★★ Watched by Adam Moody 02 Sep, 2012 1

    I was expecting a painful experience, but what I got was just another generic action film. Zero originality, predictable plotting, and lazy characterization. John Singleton has ran himself into a corner and I'm not sure if he will be able to get back on track after this one. Although, I will say that Taylor Lautner wasn't that bad. Nonetheless, he deserves to be berated for selling out by picking such bone-dry material just to have his face plastered on posters.…

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  • Movie Fanatic

    ½ Added by Movie Fanatic

    What did I just watch ? I have no words for how awful I thought this movie was. Even if your a Twilight/ Taylor Lautner fan you can't possibly have liked this movie. I recommend you to spend your 2 hours of your life watching something else. It's not like I have anything against Taylor Lautner but I personally find his acting really bland so he wasn't that good as the leading man.

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  • Ronan Doyle

    ★½ Watched by Ronan Doyle 29 Aug, 2012

    It’s a shame that the worst thing about Abduction—a poorly paced, unwisely scripted, barely acted mess of an action thriller vehicle—is its direction, not least of all because it comes courtesy of John Singleton, whose impressive work in Boyz ‘n’ the Hood made him the youngest person ever nominated for a Best Director Oscar. Singleton’s talents have evidently faded with age, his work here not just devoid of personality, but actively bad, employing queasy zooms and Dutch angles aplenty to…

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  • Dylan Visvikis

    ½ Rewatched by Dylan Visvikis 07 Apr, 2012

    Why did I watch this again? Because I'm a masochist.

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  • Kees Crapcorner

    ½ Added by Kees Crapcorner

    Welcome to the suck.

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