Synopsis
Are you a patriot or a vampire?
President Lincoln's mother is killed by a supernatural creature, which fuels his passion to crush vampires and their slave-owning helpers.
2012 Directed by Timur Bekmambetov
President Lincoln's mother is killed by a supernatural creature, which fuels his passion to crush vampires and their slave-owning helpers.
Benjamin Walker Dominic Cooper Anthony Mackie Mary Elizabeth Winstead Rufus Sewell John Rothman Marton Csokas Alex Lombard Jimmi Simpson Teri Wyble Cameron M. Brown Frank Brennan John Neisler Meade Patton Alan Tudyk Robin McLeavy Erin Wasson Jaqueline Fleming Laura Cayouette Joseph Mawle Curtis Harris Bill Martin Williams Aaron Toney Lawrence Turner Earl Maddox Jake La Botz Dane Rhodes Jillian Batherson Chelsea Bruland Show All…
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My mom is still super convinced that Abraham Lincoln was truly a vampire hunter. I cannot detect any sarcasm but I'm hoping to God she is joking.
Honest Abe killing vamps with a big ole' axe. Whiplash. Awful teeth. Mommy dearest. George Washington smoked and grew strong ganja according to Dazed and Confused and chopped down a cherry tree. Abe Lincoln stalked and killed vamps. It all makes sense to me. Dead tits. Missing eyeball. I think the vamps are on steroids. Piss pot. Vampire sunscreen? Honest Abe wasn't born with a beard? Dominic Cooper plays a hilarious scene stealing bootleg Mr. Miyagi. Benjamin Walker the actor who plays Honest Abe resembles a younger Liam Neeson. I still have no idea who the fuck Benjamin Walker is. Close shave. Mr. Speed's stringy hair. I wonder if Mary Elizabeth Winstead landed the role of Mary Todd Lincoln because…
ok but imagine this yeah Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter THE MUSICAL you are so welcome hollywood
Making a cult based on this movie. Comment if you want to join, or if you have me on discord, DM me
i'm fine with how stupid this is but did it have to look and sound like shit too?
Much like the film itself, my appreciation of it was like a roller-coaster ride.
I approached this film with great trepidation as, while I think director Bekmambetov has a great visual style, he doesn't really know how to tell a story. This sadly is still the case, but he has improved.
About 15 minutes in I encountered one of my biggest pet peeves concerning vampire movies; them strutting around in broad daylight. I was ready to write off this film then and there were it not for the fact that I came to the realisation that this film actually creates its own mythology, in fact, that's the main theme of the film. If I am ready to accept that Lincoln…
Bleiben wir bei den Fakten:
Fakt 1.) Abraham Lincoln verteidigte schon als kleiner Junge Afroamerikaner und setzte sich vehement gegen die Sklaverei ein.
Fakt 2.) Abraham Lincoln wird durch eine Verkettung von Ereignissen zum Vampirjäger, gleich einem Van Helsing.
Fakt 3.) Abraham Lincoln bleibt dabei, selbst als erwachsener Mann gegen die Missstände, die Brutalität, die Menschenunwürdigkeit der Sklaverei zu kämpfen, die Fäuste zu bandagieren, sich in den Gerichtssälen zu behaupten.
Fakt 4.) Abraham Lincoln wird zum 16. Präsidenten der Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika.
Fakt 5.) Der Norden und der Süden spalten sich, der Amerikanische Bürgerkrieg, der Sezessionskrieg, beginnt, als Mahnmal wird die Schlacht von Gettysburg, eine Schlacht gegen unsterbliche Vampire.
Damit ist wohl alles „gesagt“, geschrieben und wiedergegeben.
Fazit: Im Gleichschritt mit meinen bisherigen größten Filmflops des Jahres wie „Zack Snyder´s Justice League“ und „Norbit“, entschuldige Stefan (LesGrossman).
I was actually content thinking I would never watch this film and then I got a 7 day Cinemax trial. While looking through everything, this stuck out.. mainly for some of the cast:
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Rufus Sewell
Jimmi Simpson
Anthony Mackie
Curiosity got the better of me and you know what? I didn’t hate it, I don’t even think it was bad. It’s not a fantastic movie but it sure is fun!
The ideas exceed the execution a bit and the visual effects are ridiculously hyper-stylized (think 300) but it’s extremely watchable.
I liked it, so sue me.
This had a couple of cute things about it. It also felt kind of weird, because you knew what was going to happen. Overall, an okay watch. But don't rush out to see it.