• AMovieGuy.com's Leo Brady

    ★★½ Watched by AMovieGuy.com's Leo Brady 24 Jan, 2015

    It is fun and bad at the same time, in the realm of a movie like Piranha 3D. Jon Voight's performance is a mixture of Marlon Brando and Robert De Niro. It is so distracting that it is impossible to not make fun of.


  • Dave

    ★★★★ Added by Dave

    When you can't breathe, you can't scream.

    With that tag line, you cannot go wrong with this ultra-campy horror film about a giant snake that terrorizes a documentary film crew and its slimy, nasty guide in the Amazon jungle. Jennifer Lopez, in the same year as her breakthrough role in "Selena," pulls no punches as the feisty leader of the troupe. Ice Cube provides tough, glowing support while Jon Voight is a perfectly nasty, over-the-top villain.

    This was a good movie until Voight was regurgitated from the snake and gave a wink to the audience. After that point, "Anaconda" became an instant favorite.


  • John Roberts

    ★★ Watched by John Roberts 17 Jan, 2015

    Two stars for Voight's accent.


  • Jodyle

    ★★½ Rewatched by Jodyle 17 Jan, 2015

    Κατηγορία "λατρεύω να μισώ" και "μισώ που λατρεύω" ταυτόχρονα.


  • FilmFeed

    ★★★ Watched by FilmFeed 17 Jan, 2015

    By no means a great movie, Anaconda was a pretty good bad-movie. A documentary crew is searching the Amazon for a lost tribe, when they pick up a scowling poacher who derails their mission and takes over the boat to catch a giant anaconda. This movie was recommended by both Billy and Cody on merit of accidental entertainment alone.


  • JaySalahi

    ★★½ Rewatched by JaySalahi 03 Jan, 2015

    C+ (78)


  • kyrak

    ★★½ Watched by kyrak 30 Oct, 2014

    Rifftrax Edition


  • Jack McPherson

    ½ Rewatched by Jack McPherson 29 Dec, 2014

    - This is the worst CGI of all time.
    - Jon Voight's Paul Sarone is an unholy cross between Tommy Wiseau and Hannibal Lecter.
    - The first thing Ice Cube says in this film is "Today is a good day", that cannot be unintentional.
    - Grading films on a curve is hard.


  • merZbau

    ★★ Rewatched by merZbau 29 Nov, 2014

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.


  • Thom D.J.

    ★½ Rewatched by Thom D.J. 21 Dec, 2014

    Why am I only thinking of puns related to men's genitalia after watching this...??


  • Chris

    Watched by Chris 18 Nov, 2014 5

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.


  • Sam

    Added by Sam

    If you took a ham and cheese sandwich and replaced the contents with Jon Voigt it would be about the same.

    I do have to admit, though, that Eric Stoltz's journey through this movie was thrilling. I couldn't believe how much had changed by the end of the movie! He starts out smug, then is unconscious for a long time, then somehow all better, then unconscious again. A triumph! His role in this definitely made sense.