• cjenvy

    ★★★½ Added by cjenvy

    A classic in the giant creature genre, a truly fun experience


  • Dan Owen

    ★½ Watched by Dan Owen 03 Dec, 2016

    I had a weird compulsion to watch this 1997 creature feature today, which has been a blind spot of mine for almost 20 years. My expectations were low, and ultimately ANACONDA didn't surpass them, but it also wasn't the truly abysmal effort I was expecting.

    There are sequences that work nicely and a few amusing character moments. But we're in an age where this kind of movie is being done as intentionally ridiculous made-for-TV "spectacles", which are just horrendous parodies…


  • Yeezus808s

    ★★ Added by Yeezus808s

    so ridiculous


  • Dakotah

    Watched by Dakotah 25 Nov, 2016

    That's a crazy snake!


  • Jody Duncan

    ½ Watched by Jody Duncan 23 Nov, 2016

    Incredibly bad


  • Piers Dennis

    ★½ Watched by Piers Dennis 19 Nov, 2016

    Had to watch this after listening to its dedicated episode of the "How Did This Get Made?" podcast; I was not disappointed...

    Anaconda is a hilariously-terrible creature-feature with a prime cast of shitty, 90's movie actors--plus Jon Voight as an Uruguayan with an accent that comes off more as a bad, Christopher Walken impression.

    There are some laughable deaths as well, including a slow-mo shot of a monkey being spit out of an anaconda's mouth and into the face of…


  • Ben Bates

    ★★ Watched by Ben Bates 09 Nov, 2016

    Part Twenty-Three of Hooptober: A Spookyween Celebration.

    Anaconda is the kind of movie that by all accounts is bad, but you can't help but kind of enjoy. It is at times campy and stupid in all the right ways. Mostly it is trash, but there's enough dumb shit here to at least warrant a watch if in the mood for a dumb little creature feature.


  • Naked_Airplane

    ★★★ Added by Naked_Airplane

    Big snake, little plot. Also how did they get J Lo, Ice Cube and John Voight in the same place at the same time?


  • Chris House

    ½ Added by Chris House

    Hahahaha, oh god.


  • Alisabeth

    ★★ Added by Alisabeth

    Jon Voight strangles someone with his thighs. That's worth 2 stars.


  • Jacob Gehman

    ★★½ Watched by Jacob Gehman 31 Oct, 2016

    If they hadn't Lord of the Ringed the ending, I might have rated this a bit higher, but there's only so many times you can "kill" a snake before I start losing interest.

    A film crew treks into the Amazon to find a lost native tribe. Floating down the river on their boat, they stumble upon a stranded man, a snake hunter, who requests a ride. Things go wrong, snakes happen.

    Considering this was released in 1997, the CGI isn't…


  • Jason

    ★★★½ Watched by Jason 27 Oct, 2016

    This movie is hilarious and awesome and hilariously awesome. It has everything: a huge man eating snake, Jon Voight with a terrible Spanish accent, Ice Cube being Ice Cube, and lots of over the top action.

    The film is about a film crew searching for a remote tribe when they come across Voight, a snake hunter who eventually coerces them to help him find this huge anaconda. What can go wrong?

    It's terrible but it's so much fun, and I…