• PsychoSavager

    Added by PsychoSavager

    What little I remember, I remember being terrible.


  • LukeAzevedo

    ★★★★ Added by LukeAzevedo

    Hilarious moive.


  • Ryan Palmer

    ★★★★ Added by Ryan Palmer

    Judging from the premise, you might think "Anaconda" is just another "Jaws" rip off. However, it has enough new elements to be called its own movie. It may seem like a rip off, but this and "Lake Placid" do it best. The plot revolves around a National Geographic film crew who are on a search for an anaconda. They are guided by a man named Paul Serone. Later, the snake attacks and Paul betrays the crew. Our heroes must escape…


  • Sam Sam Ham Blam

    ★★ Watched by Sam Sam Ham Blam 13 Sep, 2015

    In one part, they decide to do a reverse shot- not realizing that because it's reversed, you can see water going up a waterfall. Also Jon Voight is insane


  • Jason Alley

    ★★★★½ Rewatched by Jason Alley 06 Sep, 2015

    I absolutely adore this silly, silly movie.


  • Dan D'Amico

    ★★★ Rewatched by Dan D'Amico 02 Sep, 2015

    Watched it with rifftrax. It was only ok with a few laughs here and there.


  • TheCincyKid

    ★★½ Added by TheCincyKid

    I remember the 2nd grade. I remember my best friend was the smartest kid in class. He regaled us with stories of having seen Anaconda the night before at one point. How old I am. Is there much difference between this movie and The Killer Shrews? Aside from a leisurely hamfest by Jon Voight as the villain, it's simply an update of apathetic B-movie handiwork from the '50s, now with sexy Latina pop stars, rapper-turned-actors, assholes who happen to be…


  • Andrew Neill

    ★★ Rewatched by Andrew Neill 24 Jul, 2015

    This is a horrible monster film with no likable characters and the fact that the bad guy is lost in the amazon and his partner just happens to be on the boat of our heroes? I was completely lost how that was supposed to work and the monster effects were pretty shonky as well. This could have worked but it was just too contrived and too badly put together, cannot believe this got 3 sequels (or that end up watching them all).


  • RunDogmaRun

    Added by RunDogmaRun

    What the hell is going on with Jon Voight's accent?


  • Resident Stevil

    ★★★½ Watched by Resident Stevil 02 Aug, 2015 1

    Sunday Munch

    Is there a more misunderstood genre of movies than the monster movie?

    By no common sense film criticism could Anaconda be regarded as a really great piece of cinema. But is it fun? Is it bloody stupidly great big bags of fun? Of course it is. It's a great laugh. It's just a shame that this kind of film is in danger of dying out thanks to the overly trowelled on bollocks trotted out by SyFy and the…


  • Mynt Marsellus

    ★★ Watched by Mynt Marsellus 28 Jul, 2015

    Ummm... This is not a good movie. If you're a Jon Voight completionist its probably worth watching cause he is bananas. But thats about it. Its a bad movie :P


  • Infernal King

    ★★★ Watched by Infernal King 25 Jul, 2015

    All Nicki Minaj jokes aside, Anaconda is an abysmally ephemeral Hollywood creature feature, replete with tremendously shitty late 90's CGI.

    So why did I watch this movie?

    Because heaven sent us an angel, and his name is Jon Voight.

    He's one of my favorite actors and after reading the hype surrounding his incredibly bizarre performance, I had high expectations which, needless to say, were easily surpassed. This man knows how to chew the scenery as much as anyone.

    Saint Voight's…