• Parker

    ★★★½ Rewatched by Parker 26 Jan, 2016 3

    My wife is convinced that Jennifer Lopez was only cast in this because she has a big butt and the director wanted to make weird meta Sir Mix-A-Lot reference.


  • Jason Bally

    ★½ Added by Jason Bally

    I loathe Jon Voight, but he's actually the only one in this film worth watching. He understood this was just a dumb monster pic, so he's desperately hamming it up. Everyone else just looks sleepy. Oh, and the snakes are ridiculous looking.


  • Stephanie Schoppe

    Watched by Stephanie Schoppe 05 Jan, 2016

    To me, the film was just boring. I wasn't interested in anything anyone had to say or what anyone was doing. The dialogue wasn't that awful, I thought. The characters are abhorrent and I wanted almost all of them to get eaten by the big-ass snake. I hated every single one of these people for one of two reasons: they were either boring and useless, or they were obnoxious and annoying. I groaned every time Owen Wilson was on screen…


  • Ryan Gray-McCoy

    ★★★★ Rewatched by Ryan Gray-McCoy 03 Jan, 2016

    Fuck this is an absolute banger of a movie. How absolutely crazy is Jon Voight?


  • Samuel Scott

    ★★★★½ Rewatched by Samuel Scott 03 Jan, 2016

    One of my biggest guilty pleasures alongside Eight Legged Freaks. I can't help it.


  • Cenas de Cinema

    Rewatched by Cenas de Cinema 12 Nov, 2015

    Fraco, atrapalhado e exagerado, Anaconda é tão ruim, mas tão ruim, que a gente não consegue parar de assistir. Longe de causar medo, provoca boas risadas.

    Leia a crítica completa aqui.


  • Kevin Tudor

    ★★★★ Added by Kevin Tudor

    I was five when this movie was released and I can remember it being the first movie I really fell in love with. It also started my phobia of snakes that I still live with to this day. The poster art still unnerves me to this day and I remember sneaking around a Blockbuster at the time so I wouldn't see the poster because it scared me so much as a child.

    I don't care if you like this movie…


  • Carl Sandell

    ★★★½ Watched by Carl Sandell 01 Nov, 2015

    Apart from atrocious digital snakes this is one of my favorite monster movies. I don't know if every aspect of the story holds, but the film crew getting lured into a dangerous situation is nice. All the establishing shots of the boat slowly gliding up the river add to the isolation and a sense that it's not just people splashing around in a cozy studio. It's not exactly Aguirre, but it's closer to that than to Sharknado.

    The actual monster…


  • Chester

    ★★★★ Added by Chester

    More than just a fun B movie. Jennifer Lopez vs giant blood thirsty snakes! What more do you want from a film?


  • Derenzo

    ★★½ Added by Derenzo

    "They got snakes out there this big?!"


  • Robert Berlin

    ★★½ Watched by Robert Berlin 28 Oct, 2015

    Spooky Scary Horrorthons 2 - Film #26

    Anaconda is a very forgettable monster flick. A cast of characters that are walking clicheés and some really outdated special effects doesn't help it one bit. BUT! In the midst of all this generic nonsense there is Jon Voight playing one of the sleaziest characters that I've seen in a North-American mainstream film. As soon as he shows up you know that he will be nothing but trouble. When the other characters believed…


  • Fish

    ★★ Rewatched by Fish 23 Oct, 2015

    I make my feelings about Jennifer Lopez quite clear; she is unattractive but looks and personality, she cannot sing, and she cannot act. Who would think that she would be one of the better aspects of this film?

    'Anaconda' is a monster movie, no matter how you try and dress it up, but like many big monster it get's caught up trying to build it's characters up to needlessly, and distracts away from the monster in question. The evil of…