• Ernst_Bitterman

    ★★ Watched by Ernst_Bitterman 09 Sep, 2004

    I can't work out which upsets me more:
    - Jon Voight's outrageous accent;
    - the utter hogwash about the feeding habits of constrictors;
    - the yawning gap between ambition and accomplishment in the CGI department.

    I usually like the sort of stupidity that's on display here, but... well, either it's not cooked properly or there's just too much of it on one plate.

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  • Kai Perrignon

    ★★★ Added by Kai Perrignon

    I give this 3 stars simply for digested but winking Jon Voight.

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  • fermion

    ★★ Added by fermion

    i don't know my future after this weekend
    - and i don't want to!

    it takes courage to enjoy it
    the hardcore & the gentle

    big time sensuality

    - Björk

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  • SmokingPizza

    ★★★★ Added by SmokingPizza

    Gillian Anderson was originally the casting choice for Jennifer Lopez's character and that would have been much better.

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  • Goremaster

    ★★★ Added by Goremaster

    Ok. Anaconda is over the top and laughable at times, but it's one of those movies that's so bad that ends up being good. Another flick in the same style is Lake Placid, but with an alligator in place of the snake. The scenes of the giant snake climbing trees, a waterfall and eating a whole man make this movie worth watching.

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  • RickyHaze

    ★★★★ Added by RickyHaze

    The best episode of 'River Monsters' that you've ever seen.

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  • GoodBadAndOdd

    ★★★½ Watched by GoodBadAndOdd 18 Apr, 2015

    With its terribly-CGId monster snake, Voight doing snake-Ahab all the way to 11, and ripe overacting from all involved, this is a dumb, fun monster movie that takes the plot of Creature From The Black Lagoon and grafts in a gigantic snake - and uses all sorts of snake species besides to carry on the snakey motif.

    Rather good fun - Voight's wink seals the deal.

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  • Christian Katzorke

    ★★★ Watched by Christian Katzorke 17 Apr, 2015

    "Triple A" Trash. I simply like animal horror...

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  • Kristen McLaughlin

    ★★ Watched by Kristen McLaughlin 08 Apr, 2015

    It was like a shark movie but with a giant snake. So I enjoyed its ridiulousness and how bad it was. J-Lo girl make a good movie.

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  • NewOrder

    ½ Rewatched by NewOrder 02 Apr, 2015

    ANACONDA

    (Anaconda, 1997)

    Check-Ins 61

    Metascore / 37/100

    20 Metacritic

    Movies {A/14}

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  • Joe

    ★★★½ Watched by Joe 21 Mar, 2015

    Jon Voight what are you doing with your face!

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  • Jerell

    ★★★ Rewatched by Jerell 08 Mar, 2015

    My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon?

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