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What happens in the barn stays in the barn
When things get crazy at the farm, it's up to a boisterous bovine named Otis (voiced by Kevin James) to save the day in this computer-animated tale. The animals in this barnyard sing, dance and party, but Otis's stern dad (Sam Elliott) warns the crew to keep their cool around humans. Troublemaker Otis rarely listens to his pop, but when the farmer disappears and the animals go nutty, the young cow realizes he must stop the madness.
OK, I normally don't find it fair to judge animated features based on the quality of their visuals...
But sweet Jesus.
This has some of the absolute WORST examples of cost-cutting I've ever seen in a CGI film.
The texturing makes the characters look like fucking plastic bath toys.
They all have cartoon bodies with tiny gross realistic eyes.
They use the same GODDAMN character model twice for two pizza delivery guys.
At least with Jimmy Neutron, they probably didn't have the best resources to work with.
THIS shit is just inexcusable.
And it's only NOW hitting me.
Even a year or two ago, none of this bothered me.
And I was still planning for a CAREER IN ANIMATION.
WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME.
Also, the attempts at drama suck. That is all.
Why does the male cow have udders?
Note: date not accurate as I forgot to record it for a few films in 2006.
My review -- this film is now on DVD and I don't know how they did it but it actually has a solid profit margin of roughly $65 million. The plot of this computer animation film project is as follows, the viewer meets Otis a lazy dairy cow that enjoys messing around and taking no responsibility for his actions that is until one day his father tragically dies and he is left to protect the yard from invaders. Now I would like to begin this film review by saying I am generally trying to get through these films and put something positive down, but at the moment I seem to be going through every film I touch is either highly…
Pretty insane CGI animated flick that is similar to HOODWINKED in its el-cheapo visuals but isn't anywhere near as funny. It’s genuinely amusing in places, as you'd expect from Steve Oederkerk writing and directing, but it mostly sucks and a lot of the time makes little sense.
Funny movie is entertaining, forgettable.
Cows n shit
I thought this was pretty lame. Did not like the style of the animation or the character design.
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