Made me wish a comet would fall from the sky and obliterate the world. A species that spends $200m on this SHITE deserves to become extinct

I respectfully refuse to believe that Michael Bay did not direct this film.

Screened at home via Blu-Ray.

I feel this movie is not as much about an alien invasion as it is about an inability to complete the phrase "mother-fucker" without being interrupted by a cut-away.

I can't tell if it's terrible or terrible at intending to be terrible.

Bad direction, awful acting and a dire script, Battleship is meant for one thing only, to cash in on the success of Hasbro's other franchise to film hopper, Transformers. Sure, if you enjoy explosions, bad dialogue ("they're not gonna' sink this Battleship..."), and Rihanna (who doesn't?!) this could of been somewhat entertaining, however as it stands not even Liam Neeson (playing the same character he portrays in every other film he's been in) could save this film. Battleship is one of the funniest films released in a while accept there's no comedy in it, the film is just a joke in itself.

Battleshit.

This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Late-night cable randomness. It was ridiculous, but I watched the whole thing.

Obviously it's rubbish, but it was fun rubbish!

The thing that made this bearable was saying, "you just sunk my [destroyed object]!" after every explosion. But even that got boring after twenty minutes.

I thought I'd give it a second try. Admittedly, I did enjoy it more the second time round - probably partly due to the fact that this was my copy and not a LoveFilm copy that decided to screw up an hour into the film, making me wait a few days until I could watch the end! Its still not a great film, but it's a bit of enjoyable fun :)

Hahahahhahaahhahahahahhaha. I always hated the game Battleship, so the fact that the movie is god awful was, if anything, a confirmation of my excellent taste in children's board games (Candyland FTW).

I legit thought this was a Michael Bay movie. Also, there is a serious lack of shirtless Taylor Kitsch.

In my honest opinion, this is how to make a summer blockbuster action movie. It's fun. Good cast (for the most part). Good, fun plot. Awesome CGI. And one VERY fun way to waste 2 hours. Sometimes you just want to be entertained and chill for a while, this is the type of film where you can sit back, forget about everything, stuff your face and have a laugh.

My only complaint is that it didn't do very well in the cinema and it's HIGHLY unlikely to receive a sequel, which for me, sucks!

Bland but harmless entertainment.

One of the worst movies I've seen.