• ericf129

    ★★★ Added by ericf129



  • moviepharm

    ★★★ Watched by moviepharm 14 Jul, 2012

    It would have been good if it wasn’t so stupid. That’s about it. The actual battleship action scenes were AMAZING. Everything else was pretty stupid. Aliens looked ridiculous and the main character was sporadic in the screenplay (irresponsible and stupid yet a great leader). Overall a large disappointment. (6.0/10)


  • Jessie

    ½ Watched by Jessie 10 Jul, 2015

    Horribly stupid, stupidly horrible
    Taylor Kitsch is a really terrible actor
    Where was the plot?
    This was beneath you Liam Neeson
    Aliens for no reason at all
    Join the Navy, you'll get to fight aliens
    The End


  • SammyBronkowitz

    ★½ Watched by SammyBronkowitz 08 Apr, 2013

    I’m surprised how boring this was. Say what you want about Michael Bay and specifically his TRANSFORMERS movies, but at least they are very entertaining on a relentless spectacle level.

    BATTLESHIP has lots of concepts and subplots that sound entertaining on paper (The fuck-up who learns responsibility the hard way, the rivals who gain each other’s respect in a hopeless situation, the WWII veterans to the rescue…), but don’t work at all on film for any reason. Not to mention…


  • Nick Box

    ★★★★ Watched by Nick Box 06 Jul, 2015

    When this came out I wasn't interested in the slightest although I am a fan of big budget blockbusters. The state of thpse style films was in a bad way a few years ago after the dark shite and crapformers came out big budget movies where all dull and way too serious so I pretty much gave up completely on them, I feel These movies need to be cheesey and ott and FUN. So the years past and a few…


  • Chris Ortman

    Watched by Chris Ortman 05 Jul, 2015

    Might as well be called Cliche: The Motion Picture


  • Pedro Miguel

    ★★★½ Added by Pedro Miguel

    I screamed when RiRI said "Mahalo motherfucker"


  • cbutt09

    ½ Added by cbutt09



  • Charlie Brown

    ★★★ Rewatched by Charlie Brown 27 Jun, 2015

    Guilty pleasure\


  • Alec Falcone

    ½ Added by Alec Falcone

    Where did those old men come from?


  • Adamantius

    ★★ Watched by Adamantius 22 Nov, 2012

    The special effects were good and most likely enjoyable in the theater, but they seemed overdone. The alien attack is so massive that the rest of the movie you wonder why the aliens don't just finish up the movie. The uneven aspect of the match up makes the rest of the movie not easy to watch. The urgency is not easy to accept because humans do not have a reasonable fighting chance. The acting also does not help. Some of…


  • L!M!N

    Added by L!M!N