• Stallion

    ★★★★ Added by Stallion

    My childhood summed up.......


  • Jes

    ★★★ Rewatched by Jes 21 Jan, 2016

    Not bad, ok for the early teens too.


  • Fernando García

    ½ Watched by Fernando García 17 Jan, 2016

    Esto es como darle un Ferrari a Farruquito, además de un desperdicio, una irresponsabilidad.

    Aunque hay que reconocerle el ¿mérito? de tener entre su colección de momentos sonrojantes el probablemente mayor facepalm de la década, ese geriátrico luchando por el planeta debe ser recordado y puesto en valor por los restos.


  • Stinker

    ★★★★ Added by Stinker

    This is a movie which is simple a trip, check out your brain and relax.


  • Keith Abt

    ★★ Added by Keith Abt

    Expensive turkey supposedly based on the classic Hasbro board game (?) starts out as a glossy, gung-ho military-recruiting porn ala "Top Gun" and then suddenly turns on a dime into a mish mash of "Independence Day," "Armageddon" and "Transformers" as alien invaders crash land in the Pacific and the U.S. Navy has to roar to the rescue. Lots 'n' lots of big explosions ensue, so at least I wasn't bored.

    Dumb as a box of rocks but I found it entertaining enough in a fast-food kinda way.


  • Sabrina

    Added by Sabrina

    Watching this movie was reminiscent of other Syfy channel classics such as Sharknado and Megashark. Too bad it wasn't actually, it would've explained the terrible plot and unmotivated, awkward blocking and acting. This movie is best appreciated with alcohol and low expectations.


  • iceburg108

    ★½ Watched by iceburg108 09 Jan, 2016

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Good CGI and that was about it, the story was forgettable and there was no character development. Turn your brain off and enjoy the mindless action scenes to enjoy this movie. A 70 year old battleship destroying an advanced alien race haha


  • bingoringo

    Added by bingoringo

    Blind patriotism, pointless censorship and rubbish direction are all things present in Battleship.


  • Paul Fleming

    ★★★½ Added by Paul Fleming

    Surprisingly entertaining slice of Sci-fi shlock, loud, brash and CG heavy it manages to make something out of a nothing licence. Switch off your brain and have a 100 minutes of popcorny fun.


  • Prasath

    ★★★½ Watched by Prasath 27 Dec, 2015

    Good entertainment... Engaging n Fun to watch.......


  • Ezekiel2517

    Added by Ezekiel2517

    Dumb, completely predictable and a showcase for Rihanna's terrible acting. Liam Neeson is cool, I guess?

    It's a terrible thing that this cost 200 million dollars, but even worse is the fact that this made 300 million dollars...


  • Thomas Mariani

    ½ Watched by Thomas Mariani 13 Sep, 2012

    For as many major problems as they had, Michael Bay's Transformers movies clearly had an influence over cinema. After all, each entry in the series so far has made nearly or past a billion dollars. So, who could blame a studio for trying to replicate that success with a shameless rip off in terms of style, aesthetic and use of heavy special effects. Unfortunately, this film based on a Milton Bradley game managed to be even worse. All the actors…