• JohnTyler

    ★★★ Added by JohnTyler

    Big, dumb, loud, and completely over-the-top, Battleship is nothing more than an enjoyably stupid, mindless, and entertaining sci-fi film, benefiting from a strong cast, thrilling action sequences, impressive visual effects, and slick cinematography.

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  • savagandrew

    ★★½ Watched by savagandrew 22 Aug, 2015

    Mindlessly entertaining but utterly lacking in almost every way. Good visuals.

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  • Oliver_Dann

    ★★★ Watched by Oliver_Dann 22 Aug, 2015

    Surprisingly entertaining if you accept how ridiculous some of it is.

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  • Ross

    Watched by Ross 22 Aug, 2015

    Nope. Don't do it to yourself.

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  • seasondays

    ★½ Watched by seasondays 09 Sep, 2012

    a showcase of really slow slow motion shots that make little sense once edited into the whole movie; also is very long.

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  • Dave Holmes

    ★★★ Added by Dave Holmes

    A contender for the title of the dumbest movie of the century. Top Gun mixed with Independence Day mixed with Transformers mixed with (the board game) Battleship. But not as good as any of those things. Incredibly stupid, with some dialogue and acting (Kitsch, Decker, Rihanna) so bad that it becomes almost offensive. But some casting (the Japanese Cap'n, Vampire Eric, Neeson (of course) and the gooddamn BISCUIT as the Secretary of Defense) makes this partially redeemable. And some sequences…

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  • colino111

    ★★ Added by colino111

    made the list of 12 "most momentous flops" of all time budget of $209 million grossed $303 million I didn't think the movie was a total flop but was not very good either this movie missed the mark in a bunch of ways first the plot making a movie based on a childhood board game (loosely based seen as how I don't remember aliens in the game) doesn't really work and the acting was pretty bad the special effects were…

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  • MovieBiz

    ★★ Added by MovieBiz

    Guilty pleasure with great action!

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  • t2kickassjedi

    Added by t2kickassjedi

    Battleship is a terrible film. It has a cliche concept, terrible performances, the effects were mediocre and the romance wasn't believable.

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  • michael little

    ★★ Watched by michael little 21 Jul, 2015

    Well made, decently produced big budget sci-fi film based on the board game of the same name. It's entirely ridiculous, doesn't make much sense, and has some atrocious acting, but it seems very self-aware and ultimately never takes itself too seriously. The aliens are fairly convincing, and the way the film shoehorns in the gameplay is actually pretty ingenious. Hard to recommend, but much better than it has any right to be.

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  • alexbhades

    ★★ Watched by alexbhades 18 Aug, 2012

    Pues aparte del rollo transformers, la película tiene un guion pauperrimo.
    Para pasar el rato si eres de los que te duermes viendo películas el domingo por la tarde.

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  • ericf129

    ★★★ Added by ericf129

    爽片

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