• Chevalier

    Added by Chevalier

    What the hell is Tadanobu Asano doing in this thing?


  • Rebecca Kivak

    Added by Rebecca Kivak

    Seriously awful, and from the get-go. It has the worst beginning of any blockbuster I've ever seen - burrito, anyone? A lazy excuse for a blockbuster.

    Special effects aren't bad, but the plot is ludicrous, which isn't a surprise considering a board game was the inspiration. The movie's finale involving the historic USS Missouri is actually pretty cool, but you have to suffer through the rest of the film to get to it.

    Taylor Kitsch's agent needs to pick better…


  • mvmckenzie

    ½ Watched by mvmckenzie 12 Apr, 2014

    this movie made us so stupid that by the time they actually started playing battleship, it took us 5 minutes to realize it.


  • Warren Crocker

    ★★½ Rewatched by Warren Crocker 06 Apr, 2014

    Pending review...


  • TwinIon

    Watched by TwinIon 07 Apr, 2014

    Unless you expect it to physically assault you, you're expectations are too high. Shockingly and disgustingly bad in everything but VFX.


  • BuffaloBill

    ½ Watched by BuffaloBill 07 Apr, 2014

    Battleship - You sunk my career... pretty much sums up everyone in this movie except for Liam Neeson.


  • Blake Marshall

    ★★ Watched by Blake Marshall 05 Apr, 2014

    Worth it for the old men montage set to ACDC's "Thunderstruck."


  • Marco Gennuso

    ★★½ Added by Marco Gennuso

    No way was this film as bad as people make it seem. Not perfect but very entertaining and a lot of fun.


  • Ezra Cubero

    ½ Watched by Ezra Cubero 17 May, 2012

    What do you expect from a movie based on a board game? Of course, BATTLESHIP sucked.


  • Anders Nilsson

    Added by Anders Nilsson

    En av förra årets absolut största filmsatsningar med sina 200 miljoner dollar i produktionsbudget. Någon kreativ själ fick alltså snilleblixten att låta brädspelet Sänka skepp bli ett sci-fi CGI-spektakel innehållande: utomjordiska monstermaskiner, Alexander Skarsgård, gränslös patriotism, krigsveteraner, stolpig dialog, självreflexiva one-liners, Rihanna, AC/DC-soundtrack, en härligt träig Liam Neeson, ohyggligt fula aliens och en sjujävla drös sjöstridsaction. Koppla bort ditt logiska tänkande, ta av dig finkulturhatten och låt dig underhållas av denna två timmars reklamfilm för den amerikanska flottan.


  • mook

    ★★ Watched by mook 22 Mar, 2014

    It must be quite a formidable task if you're the writers asked to come up with the story for a film based on the classic boardgame 'Battleship'.

    They seem a bit confused at first so start by stealing the introduction scenes from the Star Trek reboot and then we randomly segue into the climax of a soccer movie. However, it settles down after that and we get what is essentially 'Independence Day at Sea'.

    The end result is some ridiculous but strangely watchable tosh - although I think it strayed too far away from the source material. 4/10.


  • BlackWidow88

    Watched by BlackWidow88 22 Mar, 2014

    Taylor Kitsch has no right being a leading man in a film. He lacks the charisma and acting ability to be the main actor. He was OK as a supporting actor in Lone Survivor so he can make decent films, just not when he is the lead.

    There is just to much wrong with this film to make it good. They even seem to mess up the rule of Football in one of the scenes first scenes. Its almost as…