Made me wish a comet would fall from the sky and obliterate the world. A species that spends $200m on this SHITE deserves to become extinct

I respectfully refuse to believe that Michael Bay did not direct this film.

Screened at home via Blu-Ray.

I feel this movie is not as much about an alien invasion as it is about an inability to complete the phrase "mother-fucker" without being interrupted by a cut-away.

I can't tell if it's terrible or terrible at intending to be terrible.

Bad direction, awful acting and a dire script, Battleship is meant for one thing only, to cash in on the success of Hasbro's other franchise to film hopper, Transformers. Sure, if you enjoy explosions, bad dialogue ("they're not gonna' sink this Battleship..."), and Rihanna (who doesn't?!) this could of been somewhat entertaining, however as it stands not even Liam Neeson (playing the same character he portrays in every other film he's been in) could save this film. Battleship is one of the funniest films released in a while accept there's no comedy in it, the film is just a joke in itself.

Battleshit.

Bad. Really bad.

What?? How did this happen?? This should have been a masterpiece, right??? I mean, it's based on a boardgame!! It should have been fantastic!! Right????

Yeah, right.....

Three words, folks.

Stinky.

Butt.

Mess.

This is a truly awful film. What makes this worse is that not all the characters died. I hated every character. No redeeming features at all. They all should have died. Does it really take an alien invasion to get your act together? Is this the moral I take from this?

I have very little to add to this...

This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Independence Day meets Transformers, but is soon all at sea. Very LOUD.