[after his parents have left, thinking he is ill] "They bought it. Incredible! One of the worst performances of my…
Dark secrets will come to light.
Ethan Wate just wants to get to know Lena Duchannes better, but unbeknownst to him, Lena has strange powers. As Lena's 16th birthday approaches she might decide her fate, to be good or evil. A choice which will impact her relationship forever.
Who are these terrible, terrible lead actor kids and why are they interrupting a perfectly good Jeremy Irons/Emma Thompson ham-off?
Basically it's the new Twilight.
Everyone knows it's the new Twilight.
And anyone knows it's the new Twilight.
Universally, it's the new Twilight.
That's it; it's the new Twilight.
It's the new Twilight.
Filling the gap left by Twilight.
Understand? t's the new Twilight.
Love Twilight? Well this is the new Twilight.
Cheer emo kids! It's the new Twilight.
Rejoice sexually repressed teens! It's the new Twilight.
Embrace fans of mellow indie! It's the new Twilight.
Ascend in your masses society dwellers! It's the new Twilight.
Tell your sparkly friends! It's the new Twilight.
Unearth your Topshop Halloween costumes! It's the new Twilight.
Run to the cinema! It's the new Twilight.
Enjoy what is undoubtedly the new Twilight.
So overall, it's the new Charmed...
I had seen this for the first time back at the start of December and really enjoyed it. Needless to say when the wife asked if I wanted to join her in watching it again, I did it with a happy heart.
The Young Adult genre was something new to me. I'd heard people talk about it but wasn't entirely sure what it was. When someone mentioned "Twilight", I kind of got the gist of it. I'm never too keen to admit it but I'm a fan of "Twilight". A lot cleverer than it's given credit for, it found a niche in the book buying market and exploited it to the max. The inevitable films were always going to be…
Beautiful Creatures, based on Kami Garcia’s novel of the same name, is another Young Adult adaptation about chaste love, supernatural forces and teenage sexual awakening. Thankfully, it is rather more entertaining than Twilight although still not without its significant problems. Ethan, a well read Southern jock longs to leave his small town until he meets new girl Lena who also happens to be a witch. As is the way with these YA stories their love is complicated by a supernatural curse as Lena must choose either to embrace the light or dark side on her 16th birthday.
Richard LaGravenese film has more personality than the majority of its counterparts but it still suffers from many of the same failings. The…
Doomed from the start to be considered a Twilight clone, this film deserves a lot more credit for actually being watchable and somewhat interesting.
Sure, this film is trope heavy, covering just about every base imaginable a film based on a fantasy novel for young adults should cover, but found the backdrop rather charming and some characters actually interesting. These stories always have to be about troubled love and for that to work you need a central couple to believe and invest in.
In Beautiful Creatures this partly succeeds. Alice Englert is ok, but a bit one-note. It is Alden Ehrenreich, however, who completely sells this film for me.…
What a bizarre beast of a film this is! There are choices that boggle the mind and dash any hope of enjoying the entire experience. And yet… you get a pretty strong whiff of a great film hiding underneath all the shit. It's about a love story between a teenage human boy who is frustrated with his small southern town existence and the girl who moves into a mysterious haunted house with her uncle. Together, they have to hope their love for each other can conquer fate and a bunch of other stuff happens.
The biggest problem is that it's all too rushed. One would think 2 hours is plenty for a paranormal teen romance about witches-sorry, they don't like…
About the acting:: a spectacular supporting cast and a yummy male lead but the main character, Lena, couldn't hold up against them...
I read the books before I decided to watch the film. I wasn't expecting it to be a big success anyway because the promo was messy and reviews were calling it a wannabe franchise, but I wasn't expecting the film to be THAT either..
When you change the original stroyline completely, you make things harder for yourself. It's like the director expected the film to be a flop to begin with so he just thought: "Oh well, might as well completely change the ending because it's not like there will be more films after this one." If the person behind the project gives you the impression that they don't believe in their work, it's hard to believe in it for…
First of all, I cannot fucking believe you like this film. What?!! I like the book, but seriously, this film was a mess!... Oh well, when did our taste agree ba? Hahaha!
I miss you. I wasn't able to talk to you much this year (and if I remember my Christmas message to you right, I told you I want to have more memories with you), and I'm sorry. I know that doesn't amount to much, since we are not that close pa, but still. I want to make the effort to get to know you better and better each year.
Take care of yourself :) And if there's one thing that I want leave with you, it's…
Some of it wants to be Twilight. Some of it wants to be Hocus Pocus. All of it is horrible. Kind of worth it if you just want to yell about dumb writing for 2 hours.
I love this movie I never read the book series but after seen this movie I want read the book series now. It had a good storyline I love the main character that fall's in love with girl but on her 16th birthday she become's evil. I think if you like the movie you may like the book series.
The Southern-gothic, supernatural Beautiful Creatures ended up being slightly better than I had anticipated it being because of its quite strong cast of supporting actors in smallish roles in the film. The film is slight yet sleek, willowy and campy at times but everything onscreen is at least nice to look at -- meaning it looks lux, stylish and expensive.
Beautiful Creatures is the story of two teenagers: a guy named Ethan (Alden Ehrenreich - Stoker) who desperately wants to escape the humdrum existence of his southern small town life and the young woman Lena (Alice Englert - Ginger & Rosa) whose mysterious and recent arrival in town has the locals gossiping ... as she allegedly comes from a widely-known line…
There's going to be a massive wave of post-Twilight supernatural teen romance movies (most of them based, as this one is, on the wave of post-Twilight supernatural teen romance novels), and after seeing Beautiful Creatures it's easy to predict that all of them are going to disappear without a trace. There's nothing too dreadful about this movie: Alice Englert makes an interesting lead, and in their best moments Irons, Thompson and Davis elevate it beyond the source material. The real problem is the clutter: there's a whole complicated mythology of magic, and also voodoo, and also past lives, and also a coming ritual, and also a curse (I'm an attentive movie-watcher and I have no idea what the curse actually…
Damn it was bad.
The star in the rating is solely for Emma Thompson.
Some good people told me that this was good, so I gave it a go.
It is a nice bit of supernatural guff. A bit like a more accessible "Stoker", but with witches.
It looks lovely throughout and has some great, insane scenery chewing by Jeremy Irons and Emma Thompson and their slightly dodgy accents.
In the end, though, it's a pretty good bit of daft entertainment. I am concerned though that one Saturday night I might just stray into "Twilight" territory. And enjoy it.
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- Teen Wolf
- The Breakfast Club
- American Pie
- The Wolf of Wall Street
- Pain & Gain
- Inside Llewyn Davis
- 12 Years a Slave
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This is what I've seen so far in 2013, ranked from best to worst. I must say that 2013 turned…