This was the longest 73 minutes of my life

It's NOT a porno...it's Japanese. And that somehow explains everything.

Read my review at...

http://revronmovies.blogspot.com/2013/03/big-tits-zombie.html

An upbeat and enjoyable piece of trash that has surprisingly little to do with big tits.

This was the longest 73 minutes of my life

Stupid, stupid B movie fun! Featuring a cast mostly comprised of Japanese porn stars. The story is about standard, the girls, while working as a group (troupe? cast?) of strippers who are getting increasingly crappy jobs, come across the well of souls, and accidentally summon the souls of the dead to earth and then have to save the earth. It's every bit as ridiculous as the title and poster suggest. Though contrary to what you might expect, it's more Carry On style saucy humour than soft porn. If you like B movies along the lines of Troma this has everything you could need (assuming subtitles don't bother you).
One disclaimer, this review is based on the original Japanese version, so I'm not sure how it comes across in a dubbed version, assuming one exists.

So bad it's just bad. Only once in a while you'll find a low budget movie gem, this is not one of them.

Title suckered me in again!! Just bad, but saw it through to the end, luckily only 70mins long. If you want to see bad effects, not much tits and a zombie's **** turn into a flame thrower??? this is for you!!! One star for that, the strange midget sumo and the Goth chick!

Or to be more accurate, strippers with average sized breasts vs. zombies. In 3D. Forget the paper-thin plot, this film is all about entertaining the viewer and in that regard it succeeds - everyone knows its cheesy fun and it’s infectious. Sure, the dialogue is lacking, the acting is wild (the cast made up of former Japanese AV stars and models), and the old school anaglyphic 3D sequences are hit and miss, but the make up effects are decent and if you want a silly film that combines tits and zombies then really you can’t go far wrong.

Doesent need the title at all, infact it was changed to this from something else, the film itself is like a lot of these films nowadays, low production value silly plots and so on, some good/average, some bad, rhis had nice touches to it, a nice sence of humour when needed and aceptable gore, yeah its silly but never really dull, and at times japanes women with tops off in skimpy gear, getting killed or kiulling zombies..aceptable

Quite possibly one of the greatest films ever! spoof Japanese horror at it's best, think Plan B from outer space with slanted eyes.