Reviews of Black Devil Doll from Hell 1984
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I've been lead to believe that there's a pool going on as to which film is finally going to break me. For those who have put money down, I will admit that this one came very close.
This movie is fucking awful. And not the charming kind of awful that people should rally around. No, the kind of awful where someone like me (someone who revels in shit movies) has a hard time making it through the whole thing.
Now,…
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Possibly the worst film ever made; what I would show to anyone who wanted to see what the bottom of the cinema barrel looked like.
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Want to watch a puppet rape a lady for like half an hour? Then watch this movie. Also, seek psychiatric help.
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This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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Well here it is, the one changed it all. I say that because I remember thinking after this particular movie-going experience that the gateway of possibilities had officially been opened. There was no longer an unwritten rule that maintained that only “legitimate” movies would be screened at Weird Wednesday. Weekly audiences were now no longer safe from the results of full-blown incompetent amateurs shooting movies on VHS camcorders and editing them with VCR's. The door was opened and homemade movies…
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I can only say oh my god. This is, without a doubt, the WORST FILM EVER MADE. I've seen Woodchipper Massacre, I've seen Manos, and they're for kids compared to the sheer agony of Black Devil Doll from Hell. There is not a second of video (yes, not film, video) to redeem this film from the depraved and mind numbing depths appalling agony. If you survive this one you are a true endurance champ. I'm liking it 'cos I'm a proud survivor - a bit like living through cancer.
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One of the most amazingly awful yet oddly creepy films I've ever seen. You may not have much respect for it when it's over, but you'll never forget it.
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A tender love tale of a gal and her foul-mouthed, dreadlocked ventriloquist dummy rapist? There’s little horror in this indie cheapie that features 12 minutes of credits and a super cheap Casio soundtrack to accompany its bizarre story of a God-fearing woman who can only be sexually satisfied by the puppet she bought from a junk store