a list that is trying to contain every horror film made that is not lost and is found on the…
Two cannibalistic brothers kill various young women to make their flesh part of their new special dish at their rundown restaurant while seeking blood sacrifices to awaken a dormant Egyptian goddess.
I'm getting too old for this shit
There's a real cassanova in this movie that tells a girl he's having sex with that he's "so horny he could fuck a cow." A real smooth operator.
Normally it takes me FOREVER to decide what movie should be the first one I watch in October. The first movie of the Halloween season sets the tone for the whole month! It's a big deal and a very big responsibility. You want the first movie you watch to put you in the mood to keep watching horror movies for another 31 days (even though I never stop watching horror movies...that's besides the point).
This year it was the easiest decision I've ever had. With HGL's recent passing still on my mind, Blood Diner seemed like the best way to kick off my favorite month of the year. The movie was produced by Jimmy Maslon who was a an HGL…
Scuzzy, childish, tasteless garbage.
Basically a perfect movie.
"I'm so horny I could fuck a cow!"
Unbelievable. It's like a cross between Evil Dead II and Blood Feast. Two of my favorite movies.
Blood, sinew, vats full of colorful chemicals, boobs, idiot victims, cannibalism turned capitalism, more blood, corruption of the innocents, broad dark humor, bare bones setup, practical monster fx, unbridled misanthropy, even more blood, evil rituals, unapologetic evil main characters, unruly lawmen to stop them, AEROBICS, SPANDEX, SYNTH MUSIC, HEADBANDS, VAGINA DENTATA IN THE CHEST, ANCIENT EVIL GODS OF EGYPT, ZOMBIE HORDES ON THE DANCE FLOOR, LIGHTNING CHAINS.
This is a classic.
I want to replace my Siri with Uncle Anwar.
There is a million things to like about this but it's dialogue, The dummy, the indestructible Buddy Bacon, the cop gut punches and Uncle Anwar are gonna make me watch this again and again.
Does anyone remember the name of the goddess they wanted to resurrect? I don't think they ever mentioned her name.
One of the best horror/comedy films
This is pretty forgettable and not really worth recommending, but you put Tannhauser to your zombie party massacre with goddess monster blowing folk up, and you've won me over.
First time viewing on crisp bluray with the new Vestron releases!
Recommended, its pretty crazy flick.
Perfectly sums up everything about 80s cheesy schlock! That's all you need to know! Buy it! Watch it! Love it!
Beyond the realms of good taste, but in the best silly way possible
In 1962, two kids are busy trying to hypnotize their cat or something, when their hatchet-wielding uncle bursts out of an asylum and comes into their house and gives them ancient amulets and tells them to always worship the goddess Sheetar. Then he gets blown away by cops.
Fast forward to 1987 (I guess?) and the kids now run a vegetarian diner, and are preparing for the alignment of the moon with jupiter by gathering the materials for the feast of Sheetar, which consists mostly of women's body parts. First, though, they have to build a new body for Sheetar, and locate an acceptable virgin for the final sacrifice. They start collecting body parts, first for Sheetar and then for…
I'm getting too old for this shit
20 Words or Less Recommendation/Review: Hilariously inappropriate. Something great when I can laugh and be repulsed at the same exact time. Excellent.
A tasteless, glorious slasher.
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The 2016 (2nd) edition of the list. You can see the original and more info here.
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