• Rocca

    ★★★★½ Watched by Rocca 25 Nov, 2014

    One of the funniest and manliest movies I've ever seen. Also the first time I've ever seen a mercenary look like a pedophile in a movie.

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  • Grooveman

    ★★★★★ Rewatched by Grooveman 24 Nov, 2014 4

    Probably the greatest film ever made.

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  • Andy Lunn

    ★★★★★ Rewatched by Andy Lunn 22 Nov, 2014

    Without a doubt, my favourite Ahnuld movie. Chock full of action, one liners, ridiculous scenarios and characters. I'll admit that I find it a lot more amusing than thrilling these days; I delight in calling out the one liners and looking out for things like the car which repairs itself and the springboards which propel the stuntmen.

    Last year I saw this in a packed cinema and the audience participation was wonderful, but it's still great to watch it back at home with only me participating!

    They really don't make 'em like this any more.

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  • kirbyhiller2

    ★★★½ Added by kirbyhiller2

    Fun.Dumb fun

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  • Dan Hassler-Forest

    ★★★★★ Rewatched by Dan Hassler-Forest 18 Nov, 2014

    I watch this every time I need to let off some... steam.

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  • Rob McGregor

    ★★★ Rewatched by Rob McGregor 11 Jun, 2014

    In which... Arnie is a one man punning-machine... he also kills some guys I think...

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  • ScreeningNotes

    ★★★ Watched by ScreeningNotes 16 Nov, 2014 4

    Decades Project: 1/8 of the 80's

    Commando has no interest in futzing about with subtlety, and as a result the action hero dialogue and the big final set piece are as macho and violent and filled with silly explosions as you could possibly imagine. But this same lack of subtlety means the father/daughter opening is painfully cheesy and sentimental, and the female sidekick/tagalong is annoyingly shrill and tiresome. The unconcealed homoerotic gaze—both of the camera in Arnold's Muscle Montage introduction…

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  • James Healey

    ★★★½ Watched by James Healey 20 Oct, 2014

    Ridiculous everything, but good film.

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  • Glorbes

    ★★★½ Watched by Glorbes 10 Nov, 2014 3

    Fuck yeah!

    I mean, I watched this for the first time in forever...the DVD was given to me as a gift many moons ago, and I just finally sat down to check it out. 90 minutes of extremely tight, efficient, offensive, and gleefully insane eighties action, without a moment wasted (because if you start examining just what the hell is going on, you may realize how absolutely horrible and nonsensical it all is). Even the Mandatory Gratuitous Eighties Boobs are…

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  • GeekDroll

    ★★★½ Watched by GeekDroll 09 Nov, 2014

    Sobreactuaciones, gazapos, guión de mierda, banda sonora repetitiva. Sí, tiene todo eso, pero y qué. Es Chuache repartiendo hostias y soltando frases reshulonas. TÍO MIERDA.

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  • Chris Ward

    ★★★★½ Rewatched by Chris Ward 08 Nov, 2014

    I fancied some brainless action and it was either this or Cobra.

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  • Rocket_Queen

    ★★★★ Watched by Rocket_Queen 07 Nov, 2014 1

    Whenever anyone starts yapping about Taken I shut them down with the holy grail of thrills and kills. Goddamn, motherfuckin Commando . Is there a lead name character with a more Olympian name than John Matrix?

    The amount of fan fiction I've constructed where Matrix battles, Dracula, Freddy Krueger, Hitler, The Cenobites, The Tall Man, Bruce the Shark, The Firefly Clan, Pumpkinhead, The Deadites, Nemesis, Michael Myers, The Joker, Alex De Large, Jack Palance in Shane, Norman Bates, Lee Marvin…

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