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Manly!
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How could you not like this movie.
Muscles, guns, cheesiest lines ever.
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Film 32/100 of the Jeapardous june Challenge
A quintessential Schwarzenegger action flick, with all the great one liners, ass kicking and explosions you'd expect. It's a little predictable, hitting all the same beats we're used to from a movie like this, but it's a good time nonetheless.
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It is probably because I've watched a lot of disappointing films lately, but it was great to be able to switch off and watch something that is unashamedly proud of what it is.
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80's action at it's finest. It's like Schwarzenegger is playing a video game in God mode.
There are so many things to like, but at the same time, will be the same things people will complain about if they are haters. The inhuman like actions of Arnold (throwing off 10 mall cops like Hercules, ripping out a phone booth, and car seat, flipping over a Porsche by himself), the great one-liners, the baddie who looks like Freddie Mercury, and the…
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People often call action movies cheesy; a gunshow made to entertain the masses with blood and gore and macho musclemen shooting through waves of minorities with a limitless supply of ammo
Commando is the finest cheese there is-a fine, well aged Italian mozzarella, ready to be spread onto a fine italian pizza.Its got Barechested knife fights in a boiler rooms, the most groan inducing one liners anybody's ever heard, and Ahnuld literally ripping the seat out of a car,…
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Warning: I am writing this reaction while slightly drunk, immediately after my viewing. This will not be completely coherent and will be more foul-mouthed than my normal post. (edited only for spelling and punctuation errors)
So wait, Arnold uses his "I'll be back" line in Commando? I know it's a catchphrase of his, but I figured it was kept in the Terminator franchise (at least until the fucking Expendables). It makes sense, as this movie seems more about being an…
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I applaud this film for the largest amount of henchmen moustaches I've ever seen. Also the greatest reaction to having your arm cut off. So much cheese.
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Commando is pure cinema action, stripped of all artifice and spread across the screen like butter – an endless parade of colour-saturated sets, bulging muscles and large, black firearms. It is the apex of blockbuster filmmaking. There is no blockbuster before or after it. It exists in a bizarre limbo – free of restraints like 'plot' and 'comprehensibility' and free to exist as a series of loose set pieces.
Schwarzenegger is in top form. He plays John Matrix, a former…
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It's Commando, man!
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@Camdun_Roar: Ripping seats out of cars? Steel drums in the score? Chain mail vests? But it did have the best Arnold entrance ever 5/10