• Chris

    ★★★★½ Watched by Chris 21 Jun, 2015

    Exactly what you'd expect from a Lucio Fulci-directed Swords and Sandals flick.

    No plot, lots of atmosphere, even more gore and...well, that's about it. I obviously dug it but I'm a sucker for shit like this to begin with.

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  • ktepi

    ★½ Added by ktepi

    Hoo boy.

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  • Bob R.

    ★½ Watched by Bob R. 25 May, 2015

    Lucio Fulci made some weird and entertaining movies during his 30+ year-long career. Of course, he made some clunkers too. Conquest, arguably a member of the latter category, is a barbarian/sci-fi hybrid that left this viewer wanting with regard to both genres.

    This movie does have enough elements to theoretically make for one heck of a ride; You've got monsters, a barbarian hero, mystical weapons, decapitations, a snake-priestess and plenty of slimy goop. For whatever reason though, whether it's the…

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  • The_Rock

    ★★★ Watched by The_Rock 08 May, 2015

    In most senses, Lucio Fulci’s Conquest, a sword and sandal cheapie intended to cash in on Conan the Barbarian, is a lousy adventure movie. The plot is practically nonexistent, consisting of a series of violent happenings with little sense of progression or escalation. The characterization is similarly lacking. The heroes are a pair of generic he-men on a quest that’s barely explained, and the villainess, a nude woman with a gold mask, a pet snake and an army of bearmen…

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  • Billy Terry

    Watched by Billy Terry 03 May, 2015

    Completely insane yet completely lifeless.

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  • Erik Hawkins

    ★★★ Watched by Erik Hawkins 05 Apr, 2015

    I ordered this on Amazon and was totally prepared for it to become one of my favorite movies of all time. It's not. It is gloriously dumb, inexplicable, and atmospheric Fulci, though, and that's enough.

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  • shellofsnail

    Watched by shellofsnail 18 Oct, 2014

    Print quality: C+. (Scratches and dirt. Otherwise sharp, fine grain.)

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  • FeytonVale

    ★★ Watched by FeytonVale 28 Mar, 2015

    A caveman with stone nun-chucks and pretty boy with a laser bow join forces to defeat an evil naked witch and her throngs of dog-men.

    At least I think that was the plot, honestly it was hard to tell what was going on at all through the endless fog and smoke billowing into every shot. Every scene is either enveloped in a cloud or shot at night and often it's both. This might not have been an issue if not…

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  • spearman

    ★½ Watched by spearman 01 Mar, 2015

    Peak fog machine.

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  • Gordo

    ★★★ Watched by Gordo 02 Jan, 2011

    Fulci's attempt to cash in on the sword-and-sorcery craze of the eighties. On paper it looks and sounds amazing, the result is somewhat of a mixed bag though. The plot is rather thin, its basically this: a Fabio doppleganger and a Jeremy London doppleganger become butt-buddies and end up traversing the countryside to try to kill some evil naked chick and battle some wolfmen and swamp creatures along the way. The film has a very washed-out look due to some…

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  • The GingerPrince

    ★★½ Watched by The GingerPrince 22 Jan, 2015

    Time travelling lad with a magic bow and arrow straight out of Tron along with his animal loving mate quest to free a people subdued by hordes of dog mask wearing soldiers run by a topless lass with a mask on and a codpiece made from snakes. Fulci at his most bonkers.

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  • Krunić

    ★½ Added by Krunić

    Sve je pogrešno. Čak i za italo-fantasy.

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