Watchlist of movies that only you and your best friends might appreciate.
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Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.
Movies like these exist in another realm. They do not make sense. They are proud of it. They celebrate a full-testosterone, chauvinistic, sexist, semi-pornographic, parodic, overtly violent and electricity-charged tsunami of the ideas that precocious adolescents under the influence of nerve-altering hallucinogenics would have if given lots of budget, a camera and lots of porn actors incuding Ron Jeremy in the cast to work for them in order to party with basically everything that is wrong with our insane society.
Yes, I love it. This is art.
A tracking shot might be moral
But no morals here.
"NO! My Hermes handbag!"
Fuck You de cinema.
Delicious. 95 minutes of pure, exploitative trash. Better than the original in every conceivable way.
An immoral cinema
Is also a free cinema.
Not a spectacle we want
But a spectacle we deserve.
what did chev chelios do to deserve any of this
An all round better experience than the first Crank, managing to make it to the 70th minute before I mentally zoned out of the repetitious nonsense I was witnessing. Nonsese, but mostly fun nonsense, and the directorial pair are clearly far more in control of their vision with an improved skill set backing it up.
My ex-girlfriend threatened to break up with me over Crank.
Droppin' loads on her silly opinions!
Lauren Holly is prime Milf.
If you don't love this you probably don't enjoy fun. You probably have standards too, but that's beside the point. The point is, " I got five dollars says you blow me for twenty bucks".
9 SECONDS LATER
Fish Halman: In a story so bizarre I can scarcely believe the event I'm reporting, and yet corroborated by at least a dozen eye witnesses. A white male apparently fell from the sky above downtown Los Angeles today, landed in the middle of a busy intersection, destroying one vehicle and hospitalising its elderly driver,and then was removed from the scene even before emergency personnel could respond. Without a body the police have yet to piece together the events of the day.It can only be described as implausible. Reports of a second body landing in the Boyle Heights area have yet to be confirmed, and are being treated as the bullshit they most likely are.
Continuing playing GTA on God Mode but somehow able to slam it into higher gear.
𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 𝕆𝔽𝔽 ℂℍ𝔼𝕃𝕀𝐹𝒰𝒞𝒦𝐼𝒩𝒢𝕆𝕊
Awesomely ridiculous more often than ridiculously awesome.
I didn't watch the credits, but I assume it ended with a disclaimer from the American White Male Teenager Association proudly confirming that no women or minority had had any input in the film.
recommend shit to me, please! esp. little known sleazy stuff