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Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.
Movies like these exist in another realm. They do not make sense. They are proud of it. They celebrate a full-testosterone, chauvinistic, sexist, semi-pornographic, parodic, overtly violent and electricity-charged tsunami of the ideas that precocious adolescents under the influence of nerve-altering hallucinogenics would have if given lots of budget, a camera and lots of porn actors incuding Ron Jeremy in the cast to work for them in order to party with basically everything that is wrong with our insane society.
Yes, I love it. This is art.
A tracking shot might be moral
But no morals here.
"NO! My Hermes handbag!"
Fuck You de cinema.
An immoral cinema
Is also a free cinema.
Not a spectacle we want
But a spectacle we deserve.
what did chev chelios do to deserve any of this
Quite possibly one of the most entertaining movies ever made, Crank: High Voltage earns it's title by injecting itself with high octane visuals, editing, and action, making for a energizing watch. There is even a Japanese-style Kaiju fight. This movie throws everything and the kitchen sink with the plumber into the fray. It's honestly amazing this is an American production. it's zaniness feels very foreign, and I understand why many didn't care for this movie. I, of course, had a total blast with it.
So I decided to review this before I see Hardcore Henry in the near future, since I heard comparisons between these films. If Hardcore is as fun as this, then I should have a good time. And if you enjoyed Hardcore and HAVEN'T seen Crank: High Voltage, you should do so immediately. Highly recommended: 9/10
I'm speechless, I don't know what to do. I don't know if what I watched was genius or trash but I know that I've never seen anything like it. 'Crank: High Voltage' is crazier than the first movie in every single way. I didn't know if that was possible but it happened. I laughed my ass off during Crank but I had my jaw dropped while watching High Voltage. High Voltage is crazier, nastier, gorier, and weirder than the first in every single way. From the moment it starts, not only does it never stop but it only gets crazier as it goes on. This is one of those movies that must be seen to be believed as anything that I write won't be able to accurately describe this movies madness. I'm shocked that this got made, I don't know how Neveldine/Taylor made this. I don't know how this movie exists.
I don't know.
I don't even know how to describe this movie. It's hardly even a movie. Tits, gunfire, chases, blood, expletives, explosions, etc.
Me and Johnny finally got round to this and it was so perfect
I'm like really invested in Chev & Eve's relationship
Only Neveldine and Taylor would have the nerve to end a film with a psychotic Jason Statham covered in blood and fire screaming at the camera with his middle finger high in the sky,
Adult comedy movie
Less an insane action movie, more of a Dadaist masterpiece.
Not nearly as clever or fun as the first one. It's just mean-spirited and totally misogynistic.
Gets better and better
recommend shit to me, please! esp. little known sleazy stuff
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