• Wildfox

    ★★½ Rewatched by Wildfox 30 Mar, 2015

    I watched this once before forever ago so I remembered bits of it and the end but not much else so I thought I'd give it another watch.
    Not an amazing or particularly groundbreaking movie that just gets confusing as hell towards the end. I still enjoyed it in part though.


  • Joanne Myers

    Watched by Joanne Myers 19 Nov, 2014

    This movie doesn't even deserve a review it was that bad. I was extremely surprised I stuck it out to the end.

    The acting from the young girl was good, and it starred Noah Huntley so there was something to look at - but nothing could save this shit storm of a film.

    A Finnish film which would probably have been better filmed in Finnish with subtitles, instead of an attempt to make it British/USian.

    Lordi, that won Eurovision 2007…


  • Meri Peltola

    Watched by Meri Peltola 26 Aug, 2014

    Some nice visuals here and there, but this movie would have really benefited from a plot, interesting characters and dialogue that didn't include the lines "let's get out of here" and "what was that?"


  • Christopher

    ★★½ Watched by Christopher 24 Jun, 2014

    The movie had so much potential. The concept was interesting and if there was maybe a bit more explanation, it could have easily gotten at least a 3 and half stars.


  • boysmithers

    ★★★ Watched by boysmithers 07 Jun, 2014

    Shit horror starring Finland's premier GWAR impersonators, Lordi! People are trapped in a spooky hospital and terrorised by rubber suited Eurovision winners. Despite the rubbish monsters it's relatively decent and reminiscent of a Stephen King story, e.g. The Langoliers.


  • Jessy Williams

    Watched by Jessy Williams 20 Apr, 2014



  • Chris Harvey

    ★★ Watched by Chris Harvey 20 Apr, 2014



  • Päivi Reijonen

    ★½ Watched by Päivi Reijonen 30 Jan, 2014

    WTF? What was that all about?
    Suddenly they are in abandoned part of the hospital, or some kind of time loop or are they actually in the mind of the autistic girl... We don't know. Nor do we care.


  • James Clark

    ★★ Watched by James Clark 10 May, 2009

    Whilst a father checks his autistic daughter out of hospital, they enter a lift with a small group of people which breaks down on route. When they manage to get out, the hospital is not as they left it.

    This film stars campy Finnish horror rockers Lordi (winners of the 2006 Eurovision Song Contest), so I was not sure what to expect. The plot is nothing you haven't seen before - deserted hospital, dead bodies, monsters, etc. - and that…


  • Bill Thompson

    Watched by Bill Thompson 05 Jan, 2014

    Where death metal and horror come together to produce something truly awful. Full review can be found at Sound on Sight.


  • Antonio Quintero

    Watched by Antonio Quintero 18 Sep, 2008

    A lot of great special FX, but no story. I did not like it, its just a 90 minute music video.


  • Kristal Cooper

    Added by Kristal Cooper

    Apparently the most expensive movie ever made in Finland's history and starring 2007 Eurovision Song Contest winners Lordi as demons stalking an autistic girl and her Father in a hospital. There were shades of a good movie there but considering it was meant to be centered around Lordi, it should have been way more campy and fun. The movie looked great but very little effort was made in ensuring that the twists and turns in the story made sense and many questions raised were never answered. Good visuals and hilarious monsters do not make up for lazy storytelling.