These are films reviewed on the cult movie podcast Junk Food Dinner ( www.junkfooddinner.com/ ).
One hell of a ride.
Milton is a hardened felon who has broken out of Hell, intent on finding the vicious cult who brutally murdered his daughter and kidnapped her baby. He joins forces with Piper, a sexy, tough-as-nails waitress with a 69 Charger, who's also seeking redemption of her own. Caught in a deadly race against time, Milton has three days to avoid capture, avenge his daughter's death, and save her baby before she's mercilessly sacrificed by the cult.
Ok, so first off, it's Drive Angrily, ok?
The fact that you apparently do not possess enough cognitive capacity to grasp that does not excuse you from:
- writing dialogue shitly
- writing your plot craply
- making everything dully
You should thank God on your bare knees that someone cast Heardly, Cagely and Fichtnerly.
They save this film.
My god....Amber Heard...a spectacular looking lady. She could be my favourite!
Sadly Ms Heard is outshone here by the real, super sexy star of the film.
Nic Cages hair piece. What a stunner!!
I'd like to have it over to my place, cook a risotto...have some wine...maybe light some candles. Have a real nice time.
Ridiculous, bloody, brains off...actually, full on LOBOTOMY required, FUN!!
"Is there anyone NOT trying to kill you?"
In this one Nicolas Cage takes sips from a bottle of whiskey, smokes a giant cigar, and kills a bunch of evil redneck satanists without taking his dick out of a waitress. What's not to like?
Oh,shit! more one movie that i've to watch from Nicholas fuckin' Cage, or more one Caged movie that Nicholas have did to pay his own bills and taxes, ' cause no one fuckin' cares today with Nick Cage.
Besides that, is cool and fun to watch it, or even i dare to say that in ten or twenty years later could be an stronger contender for best cult film ever to watch after Blade Runner or Pulp Fiction, of course. I liked, is one joyride fun and not an pretentious feature with crazy and massive budget or great fuckin' stars or promises to be next franchise of the american blockbuster summer. Is just more one movie about 'Nicholas losing his…
Disappointing even as a guilty pleasure.
Probably my favorite N.Cage movie
Fun, dumb, but it seemed long.
I've never seen an accountant have so much (or any) fun. Watch for the hilarious CGI and alright action.
¿Cómo podría no gustarme esta tontada autoconsciente que se mueve entre el satanismo, el rock and roll y la carretera?
It's just brilliant really, isn't it?
The great thing about The Cage is that he really knows how to give his all on the screen. My personal take on this is that he really doesn't give much of a shit, and so has more creative freedom to just go for it.
Either that, or he actually is one seriously badd ass motherfucker who has escaped from hell to shoot up all the bad guys, take one to the face and blow it off and, of course, give a waitress the best ride of her life while taking out a dozen cult mobsters, smoking the fattest cigar ever seen on screen, and not spilling a drop of scotch.
I reckon the second.
Still only gets two stars for being actually crap, but will live on in my memory as a 5 star great.
Any potential partner of mine has to be a strange beast when it comes to film. She has to be able to cope with some pretty extreme stuff, from the absolute shite, up to the most obscure athouse flick. She has to be able to be willing to try new things and have a pretty strong stomach for sex and gore.
So when I sat my new girlfriend down in front of my Blu-ray collection this night, and gave her Carte Blanche to choose anything, she could have chosen Mama Mia! She could have chosen a Disney flick. She could have chosen Hugo (which was one of my recommendation). But no, she stated that she wanted to switch her brain…
I'm so unsure how to evaluate this.
It's like a parody of an really trashy 80s-action-movie with an self-deprecating Cage.
- The Super Inframan
- Cheap Thrills
- Enter the Void
- Evil Bong
- Can't Stop the Music
- The Formula
- Friday the 13th
- The Jazz Singer
Every film that has ever been nominated for a Razzie Award in any category.
- Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
- Man of Steel
- Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
- Kill Bill: Vol. 2
Films where a character spits another character in the face. Suggestions welcomed and appreciated. Accidents don't count. Here's a clear…