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Milton is a hardened felon who has broken out of Hell, intent on finding the vicious cult who brutally murdered his daughter and kidnapped her baby. He joins forces with Piper, a sexy, tough-as-nails waitress with a 69 Charger, who's also seeking redemption of her own. Caught in a deadly race against time, Milton has three days to avoid capture, avenge his daughter's death, and save her baby before she's mercilessly sacrificed by the cult.
Ok, so first off, it's Drive Angrily, ok?
The fact that you apparently do not possess enough cognitive capacity to grasp that does not excuse you from:
- writing dialogue shitly
- writing your plot craply
- making everything dully
You should thank God on your bare knees that someone cast Heardly, Cagely and Fichtnerly.
They save this film.
My god....Amber Heard...a spectacular looking lady. She could be my favourite!
Sadly Ms Heard is outshone here by the real, super sexy star of the film.
Nic Cages hair piece. What a stunner!!
I'd like to have it over to my place, cook a risotto...have some wine...maybe light some candles. Have a real nice time.
Ridiculous, bloody, brains off...actually, full on LOBOTOMY required, FUN!!
Nicolas Cage goes from the sublime to the ridiculous more than most. An actor with huge talent, just witness Leaving Las Vegas for the proof, he also makes more shit than a herd of cows. Drive Angry for most would fit into that category, but for some who are willing to look beyond the silly premise, the even sillier plotting and dialogue, and Cage's dodgy barnet, they might just embrace something just a little bit different.
Cage plays John Milton, a man who has broken out of Hell with a mission to recover his kidnapped granddaughter. A crazy premise that just ups the ante at every turn, this is a supernatural action film like no other. I honestly have never…
"Is there anyone NOT trying to kill you?"
In this one Nicolas Cage takes sips from a bottle of whiskey, smokes a giant cigar, and kills a bunch of evil redneck satanists without taking his dick out of a waitress. What's not to like?
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This is not Shakespeare. This is not award baiting melodrama. This is however wickedly entertaining nonsense from the king of crazy,Mr Nicolas Cage.
Aided and abetted by the wonderful Amber Heard this movie sees Cage escape from Hell and seek to recover his grand-daughter kidnapped by a satanic cult. Yep, that's what the story is about,but done with so much swagger and ridiculous plotting that it really is a hoot. Cage and Heard sizzle on screen and seem to take the film for what it is, a fun ride.
Hot girls,satanic cults,a black Dodge Charger and lots of gunplay and violence mixed with some great action sequences make this a true guilty pleasure. Cage shagging, and killing numerous bad guys…
A veces, que Nicolas Cage tenga hipoteca y acepte hacer cualquier mierda no está mal del todo. En esta ocasión él y su personaje están tan pasados de vueltas que tienen cierta gracia como parodia del maestro del meme. Porque esto es auto-paródico, ¿verdad?
Part of the Todd Gaines Movie Challenge:
Challenge #24: "Any movie starring Tom fuckin' Atkins!"
Any movie that features Nicolas Cage smoking a cigar, drinking a bottle of Jack Daniels and fucking a hooker all while engaging in a shoot-out at the same time deserves at least a 4/10.
"Drive Angry" walks the fine thin line between being a clever self-aware homage to crazy violent 70's grindhouse action movies and being just a stupid 2011 popcorn flick and unfortunately it tips a little too far into the latter. Nicolas Cage is too tame for the subject matter but it's William Fichtner tongue in cheek performance as The Accountant that really shines here and Amber Heard in unreal hot in this…
Drive Angry (2011)
Director – Patrick Lussier
Character – John Milton
Watched 7th May 2012 with Andy, Bateman, Char, Genna, Jen & Saskia
Best Cage Rage Moment - Whilst having sex, Milton is ambushed by about 10 men trying to kill him. All Hell breaks loose but Milton kills them all one by one, whilst still having sex!
I’m starting to think the worse the film is, the better Cage is. Drive Angry is not a great film, it’s not even a good film, but Cage is on top form as only Cage can be. His character, John Milton breaks out of hell to rescue his granddaughter from a satanic cult. Yes you read that right, HE BREAKS OUT OF…
Switch your brain off and enjoy the ride.
Drive Angry is a movie that is so balls-out insane and very dumb, but knows exactly what it is, and has fun with its over-the-top action sequences, and its ridiculous premise that is also pretty cool and original at the same time. There are points where it slows down, and it certainly isn't a great movie by any means, but Drive Angry knew exactly what it was and it made for a very fun 105 minutes.
I'm trying so hard to like this one more. I really do. It stars the beautiful and sexy Amber Heard as a tough chick, it has RAGE Cage and Fichtner. It has gore, action, action and a evil preacher in Billy Burke. It has a over the top script and horrible dialogue. It has everything in it for it to be one of those bad films that is so enjoyable.
What was missing from it? Should I watch it while drinking beer from a skull? Maybe that is the solution for the next time I'm going to watch Drive ANGRY.
Ok Nic here's the pitch: You broke out of Hell to drive (angrily one might say) to save your granddaughter from being sacrificed in a Satanic ritual in order to prevent Hell on Earth. Also you get to do that scene from Shoot Em Up where Clive Owen shoots a bunch of people while having sex. What's that? Yeah of course you can keep that haircut. Alright man glad to have you on board, let's go get you some sunglasses and a stylish yet sensible black jacket.
This film, was not the best but had a few laughs. Enjoyable in a 'bad' movie night way
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