These are films reviewed on the cult movie podcast Junk Food Dinner ( www.junkfooddinner.com/ ).
One hell of a ride.
Milton, a hardened felon who has broken out of hell intends on finding the vicious cult who brutally murdered his daughter and kidnapped her baby. He joins forces with Piper, a sexy tough-as-nails waitress with a 69 Charger, who's also seeking redemption of her own. Caught in a deadly race against time, Milton has 3 days to avoid capture, avenge his daughters death, and save her baby before she's mercilessly sacrificed by the cult.
Ok, so first off, it's Drive Angrily, ok?
The fact that you apparently do not possess enough cognitive capacity to grasp that does not excuse you from:
- writing dialogue shitly
- writing your plot craply
- making everything dully
You should thank God on your bare knees that someone cast Heardly, Cagely and Fichtnerly.
They save this film.
My god....Amber Heard...a spectacular looking lady. She could be my favourite!
Sadly Ms Heard is outshone here by the real, super sexy star of the film.
Nic Cages hair piece. What a stunner!!
I'd like to have it over to my place, cook a risotto...have some wine...maybe light some candles. Have a real nice time.
Ridiculous, bloody, brains off...actually, full on LOBOTOMY required, FUN!!
"Is there anyone NOT trying to kill you?"
In this one Nicolas Cage takes sips from a bottle of whiskey, smokes a giant cigar, and kills a bunch of evil redneck satanists without taking his dick out of a waitress. What's not to like?
This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Oh,shit! more one movie that i've to watch from Nicholas fuckin' Cage, or more one Caged movie that Nicholas have did to pay his own bills and taxes, ' cause no one fuckin' cares today with Nick Cage.
Besides that, is cool and fun to watch it, or even i dare to say that in ten or twenty years later could be an stronger contender for best cult film ever to watch after Blade Runner or Pulp Fiction, of course. I liked, is one joyride fun and not an pretentious feature with crazy and massive budget or great fuckin' stars or promises to be next franchise of the american blockbuster summer. Is just more one movie about 'Nicholas losing his…
The end ffs
Well, this was boring.
It''s basically the unofficial trilogy ender to the Ghost Rider series. It's so damn over the top that there's a scene where Nick Cage is having extremely rough sex (clothed) with a female (naked), while also drinking liquor and shooting the crap out of a bunch of dudes. Pure grindhouse fun.
Worst birthday gift yet.
Nary a day goes by when I don't growl "Aim for their tiarrrrrs" in my best Tom Atkins voice. I stumbled upon this on cable drunk that night at like 1 in the morning, which I'm pretty sure is precisely the condition under which the filmmakers want you to watch it.
Out of the two hell driving Nicolas Cage movies I watched tonight I was expecting this to be the non-event but found it was a huge amount of fun. Ghost Rider tries too hard to be serious whereas Drive Angry knows exactly what it's doing. Trashy, over the top, grindhousey and Nicolas Cage is nearly out-Caged by William Fichtner, what's not to love?
p.s I may have been drunk by the time I watched this.
*puts flashlight under my face*
Once upon a time in 2011 there was a movie coming out called Drive Angry. That movie, was this movie, and it still is. I saw one preview for it, and I was hooked HOOKED I TELL YOU. It had everything I was craving at the time: the latest goofy Nicolas Cage haircut, speeding muscle cars, a weird, silly occult storyline and people getting splatter shot in FUCKING 3D! I went to go see it OPENING night in the theaters and I paid for the upscale 3D experience. And then...sitting there...in the darkness...it happened.
It fucking sucked robot cocks in hell.
Yeah, this movie is fucking squished kitten roadkill insides. It stinks. And why it…
Can't get enough of this ridiculous movie. William Fichtner and Cage should make a series out of this.
... well at least Amber Heard looked nice...
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- Cheap Thrills
- Enter the Void
- Evil Bong
- Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
- Man of Steel
- John Carpenter's: Vampires
- Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
- Kill Bill: Vol. 2
Films where a character spits another character in the face. Suggestions welcomed and appreciated. Accidents don't count. Here's a clear…
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- Drive Angry
As I was looking through Nic Cage's Letterboxd site, I noticed a disturbing trend:
Apparently, Nicolas Cage insists on having…