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One hell of a ride.
Milton is a hardened felon who has broken out of Hell, intent on finding the vicious cult who brutally murdered his daughter and kidnapped her baby. He joins forces with Piper, a sexy, tough-as-nails waitress with a 69 Charger, who's also seeking redemption of her own. Caught in a deadly race against time, Milton has three days to avoid capture, avenge his daughter's death, and save her baby before she's mercilessly sacrificed by the cult.
Ok, so first off, it's Drive Angrily, ok?
The fact that you apparently do not possess enough cognitive capacity to grasp that does not excuse you from:
- writing dialogue shitly
- writing your plot craply
- making everything dully
You should thank God on your bare knees that someone cast Heardly, Cagely and Fichtnerly.
They save this film.
My god....Amber Heard...a spectacular looking lady. She could be my favourite!
Sadly Ms Heard is outshone here by the real, super sexy star of the film.
Nic Cages hair piece. What a stunner!!
I'd like to have it over to my place, cook a risotto...have some wine...maybe light some candles. Have a real nice time.
Ridiculous, bloody, brains off...actually, full on LOBOTOMY required, FUN!!
Nicolas Cage goes from the sublime to the ridiculous more than most. An actor with huge talent, just witness Leaving Las Vegas for the proof, he also makes more shit than a herd of cows. Drive Angry for most would fit into that category, but for some who are willing to look beyond the silly premise, the even sillier plotting and dialogue, and Cage's dodgy barnet, they might just embrace something just a little bit different.
Cage plays John Milton, a man who has broken out of Hell with a mission to recover his kidnapped granddaughter. A crazy premise that just ups the ante at every turn, this is a supernatural action film like no other. I honestly have never…
"Is there anyone NOT trying to kill you?"
In this one Nicolas Cage takes sips from a bottle of whiskey, smokes a giant cigar, and kills a bunch of evil redneck satanists without taking his dick out of a waitress. What's not to like?
Top tier batshit Cage.
I'm trying so hard to like this one more. I really do. It stars the beautiful and sexy Amber Heard as a tough chick, it has RAGE Cage and Fichtner. It has gore, action, action and a evil preacher in Billy Burke. It has a over the top script and horrible dialogue. It has everything in it for it to be one of those bad films that is so enjoyable.
What was missing from it? Should I watch it while drinking beer from a skull? Maybe that is the solution for the next time I'm going to watch Drive ANGRY.
Ok Nic here's the pitch: You broke out of Hell to drive (angrily one might say) to save your granddaughter from being sacrificed in a Satanic ritual in order to prevent Hell on Earth. Also you get to do that scene from Shoot Em Up where Clive Owen shoots a bunch of people while having sex. What's that? Yeah of course you can keep that haircut. Alright man glad to have you on board, let's go get you some sunglasses and a stylish yet sensible black jacket.
This film, was not the best but had a few laughs. Enjoyable in a 'bad' movie night way
William Fichtner is a riot. That's about it.
NICOLAS CAGE É O CARA MAIS BADASS DA HISTÓRIA
Top tier batshit Cage.
pretty good exploitation cheese
I drive, angry.
These are films that I've seen over the years that I've either liked or loved, but A LOT of people…
Fictional cults and sects on film, however thinly veiled.
Preferably no demonic takeovers, although it can't always be avoided.