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One hell of a ride.
Milton is a hardened felon who has broken out of Hell, intent on finding the vicious cult who brutally murdered his daughter and kidnapped her baby. He joins forces with Piper, a sexy, tough-as-nails waitress with a 69 Charger, who's also seeking redemption of her own. Caught in a deadly race against time, Milton has three days to avoid capture, avenge his daughter's death, and save her baby before she's mercilessly sacrificed by the cult.
Ok, so first off, it's Drive Angrily, ok?
The fact that you apparently do not possess enough cognitive capacity to grasp that does not excuse you from:
- writing dialogue shitly
- writing your plot craply
- making everything dully
You should thank God on your bare knees that someone cast Heardly, Cagely and Fichtnerly.
They save this film.
My god....Amber Heard...a spectacular looking lady. She could be my favourite!
Sadly Ms Heard is outshone here by the real, super sexy star of the film.
Nic Cages hair piece. What a stunner!!
I'd like to have it over to my place, cook a risotto...have some wine...maybe light some candles. Have a real nice time.
Ridiculous, bloody, brains off...actually, full on LOBOTOMY required, FUN!!
Nicolas Cage goes from the sublime to the ridiculous more than most. An actor with huge talent, just witness Leaving Las Vegas for the proof, he also makes more shit than a herd of cows. Drive Angry for most would fit into that category, but for some who are willing to look beyond the silly premise, the even sillier plotting and dialogue, and Cage's dodgy barnet, they might just embrace something just a little bit different.
Cage plays John Milton, a man who has broken out of Hell with a mission to recover his kidnapped granddaughter. A crazy premise that just ups the ante at every turn, this is a supernatural action film like no other. I honestly have never…
"Is there anyone NOT trying to kill you?"
In this one Nicolas Cage takes sips from a bottle of whiskey, smokes a giant cigar, and kills a bunch of evil redneck satanists without taking his dick out of a waitress. What's not to like?
This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This is not Shakespeare. This is not award baiting melodrama. This is however wickedly entertaining nonsense from the king of crazy,Mr Nicolas Cage.
Aided and abetted by the wonderful Amber Heard this movie sees Cage escape from Hell and seek to recover his grand-daughter kidnapped by a satanic cult. Yep, that's what the story is about,but done with so much swagger and ridiculous plotting that it really is a hoot. Cage and Heard sizzle on screen and seem to take the film for what it is, a fun ride.
Hot girls,satanic cults,a black Dodge Charger and lots of gunplay and violence mixed with some great action sequences make this a true guilty pleasure. Cage shagging, and killing numerous bad guys…
Yet another Nicolas Cage romp through the screen. This was a fun one - lots of over the top violence and special effects. I could have done without a lot of the sex, but the one scene was fairly humorous. If you want action and plenty of it, this is a nice little film for you.
Spooky Watch #7. I realize I'm stretching the horror theme here quite a bit, but this film, shitty as it is, could not have been more of a blast. Nic Cage and William Fichtner are both in absolutely rare form, really spinning fucking gold out of threadbare, bargain bin yarn. The action is a little doofy at times and Lussier seemed to be obsessed with some Terminator imagery here even before he put pen to paper or Gen-Why-Sis. Remarkably entertaining for such a curiously constructed piece of pulp garbage. ALSO TOM ATKINS IS IN IT!
There's a pretty great William Fichtner movie behind the scenes of this middling Nicolas Cage movie.
This movie rocks from the first to the last moment. It's like a Metallica song that doesn't give up. Everything about it was great. Everything. Everything.
Modern exploitation at its sleazy best.
Cage is quintessential.
One of the greatest films ever made to watch with a beer in your hand. Luckily, i had several.
Didn't Nic Cage already star in a movie like this called Ghostrider?
I know he did.
Drive Angry is not a great movie, but it has its moments. Fichtner hams it up as "The Accountant," a demon in human form sent from hell to retrieve Cage. His deadpan comedy works well here. Amber Heard looks absolutely delicious. And there are some cool action scenes, made even more so cos I watched it in Real 3D. And of course Cage is almost always entertaining to me on some level. I think it's his overacting that makes him likable.
Drive Angry is great pulp. Cage is his usual Cage self, but Amber Heard as Piper, GD Bill Fichtner as The Accountant and Bill Burke as Jonah King are the mainlines of nitro in overblown V8.
It doesn't make a lot of sense (but who expected that?), the action scenes are not looking any good and it drags on way too long.
But Nicolas Cage and especially William Fichtner are a lot of fun.
Every film that has ever been nominated for a Razzie Award in any category.