These are films reviewed on the cult movie podcast Junk Food Dinner ( www.junkfooddinner.com/ ).
One hell of a ride.
Milton is a hardened felon who has broken out of Hell, intent on finding the vicious cult who brutally murdered his daughter and kidnapped her baby. He joins forces with Piper, a sexy, tough-as-nails waitress with a 69 Charger, who's also seeking redemption of her own. Caught in a deadly race against time, Milton has three days to avoid capture, avenge his daughter's death, and save her baby before she's mercilessly sacrificed by the cult.
Ok, so first off, it's Drive Angrily, ok?
The fact that you apparently do not possess enough cognitive capacity to grasp that does not excuse you from:
- writing dialogue shitly
- writing your plot craply
- making everything dully
You should thank God on your bare knees that someone cast Heardly, Cagely and Fichtnerly.
They save this film.
Nicolas Cage goes from the sublime to the ridiculous more than most. An actor with huge talent, just witness Leaving Las Vegas for the proof, he also makes more shit than a herd of cows. Drive Angry for most would fit into that category, but for some who are willing to look beyond the silly premise, the even sillier plotting and dialogue, and Cage's dodgy barnet, they might just embrace something just a little bit different.
Cage plays John Milton, a man who has broken out of Hell with a mission to recover his kidnapped granddaughter. A crazy premise that just ups the ante at every turn, this is a supernatural action film like no other. I honestly have never…
My god....Amber Heard...a spectacular looking lady. She could be my favourite!
Sadly Ms Heard is outshone here by the real, super sexy star of the film.
Nic Cages hair piece. What a stunner!!
I'd like to have it over to my place, cook a risotto...have some wine...maybe light some candles. Have a real nice time.
Ridiculous, bloody, brains off...actually, full on LOBOTOMY required, FUN!!
"Is there anyone NOT trying to kill you?"
In this one Nicolas Cage takes sips from a bottle of whiskey, smokes a giant cigar, and kills a bunch of evil redneck satanists without taking his dick out of a waitress. What's not to like?
This is a movie which will divide the audience... people who love Nicholas cage as an actor in dramas will hate it, others, who can manage to go through the first half unhurt, will probably love this action packed story of John Milton (Nicolas Cage). Everything starts when he interrogates the only survivor of a car wreck he caused, seeking Jonah King (Billy Burke), the leader of a Satanic cult who murdered Milton's daughter and took her baby. In three days, King and his followers will sacrifice the child at midnight... That is the story with few extra twists - you'll have a very strange man in a suit (William Fichtner) who identifies himself as "The Accountant" who does unexpected…
Watching this in 2d is an experience
2/10: Trying to be 70's exploitation movie but failed badly. The jokes are lame, and I believe there is no proper written screenplay, the actors just act as they want or like at the moment. Watch this only if you want to waste your time.
Not even close to the trashy highs of My Bloody Valentine 3D, but the sex shoot-out was pretty fun. The car chases needed to be better with a name like Drive Angry. Fichtner was aces!
So bad but fun enough ride. Few select action scenes were amazingly hilarious and awesome.
Over the top action film that pokes fun at the stereotype in a funny way.
My review -- this film is now on DVD and what can I say about this film, well it took a bellyflop into the box office with a minus of roughly $32 million. The storyline/contents and I can sum this up in three words [search and rescue.] We followed the main character John Milton as he searches for his most precious thing in the whole entire world, now this is where I really should state there is a massive alternative twist on this project in the aspect of demons and hell and this film has a 18 certificate for a very good reason, because of its graphic nature and violence scenes I would recommend my readers show respect to the…
- The Super Inframan
- Cheap Thrills
- Enter the Void
- Evil Bong
- Can't Stop the Music
- The Formula
- Friday the 13th
- The Jazz Singer
Every film that has ever been nominated for a Razzie Award in any category.
- Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
- Man of Steel
- Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
- Kill Bill: Vol. 2
Films where a character spits another character in the face. Suggestions welcomed and appreciated. Accidents don't count. Here's a clear…