Epic Movie
2007 Directed by Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Synopsis
We know it's big. We measured it.
When Edward, Peter, Lucy and Susan each follow their own path, they end up finding themselves at Willy's Chocolate factory. Walking through a wardrobe, they discover the world of Gnarnia, which is ruled by the White Bitch. Meeting up with characters such as Harry Potter and Captain Jack Swallows, the newly reunited family must team up with Aslo, a wise-but-horny lion to stop the white bitch's army
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The cinematic equivalent of the Box Jellyfish
Click here to see what watching this film was like for me (skip to about 3.20)
Yes.
I lost a bet.
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Part II of the "Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer need to be castrated" collection.
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The one star is just for all the cute girls in that movie.
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they did it!
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Why is this abomination even called "movie"?
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Worst. Movie. Ever.
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horrible from begin to ending. this film made me want to kill myself.
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Let me start off by saying I like parody and spoof films. Loved the Hot Shots films and Scary Movie. Epic Movie is about four orphans who come together by all winning a golden ticket to a chocolate factory. After escaping from Willy the factory owner, they discover a new world called Gnarnia through an antique wardrobe. Yeah you can see where this is all heading.
This is all fine except it just lacks the wit and humour of other films of its type. Rate than being funny, the producers have relied on cheap, demeaning comedy with a lot of sexualised scenes and rap. I'm not opposed to this but it seems to be there because the makers didn't know what else to do. A poor script can't hide from a few good scenes.
Just a bit of a disappointment.
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Epic Movie has a couple of laugh out loud moments and the spoof material is actually quite clever. They work in a lot of Hollywood movies and pop culture stuff that keep things moving. The worst thing about this DVD is the 2 writer/director's commentary where they try to be comedians instead of actually talking about their movie which makes the commentary feature one of the worst ever!
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Legitimately the worst fucking piece of shit I have ever laid my eyes on. Watching my family get murdered on film would be better than fucking watching this wretched piece of festering filth again. I hate everything about this movie and I probably hate you too if you got any enjoyment out of this whatsoever. Fuck Epic Movie.
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0.5/10
I hate and loathe so much this thing that only remembering its existence puts me in a bad mood. It is plain and simple the unbeatable holder of the title of the absolute worst movie I have ever seen. I would pay lots of money if it were possible to go back in time and avoid watching this utter filth.
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